He was from the middle east so I am leaning towards he was a sheep guy.
Civil_Ad_1895 on
I would figure ass, because he tells you to turn the other cheek
thecountnotthesaint on
He fed the masses with fish and loaves. Not fish and milk. Clearly an ass man.
StevenMC19 on
The bible mentions that Christ talks about blood quite a lot. I think he’s got a bloodplay kink more than anything about body parts.
bhoe32 on
We all know the ass is truly divine. Books are the devils temptation.
ehdich_248 on
No ace 🥺👉👈 ? Chirst is our og representation
cokendsmile on
I think he was gay,
Never spent a time with a Girl – Gay
Always out and about with Boys – Gay
Rabbi who Never married, quite unusual for a Jewis man in that era – Gay
IDidNotKillMyself on
The fascination with breasts likely stems from an evolutionary perspective, where humans sought sustenance from their mothers’ milk during infancy, fostering a deep-seated cultural and biological appreciation. However, considering Jesus’ immaculate conception, he may not have developed a typical reliance on or taste for milk, potentially shifting any hypothetical preference. Based on this reasoning, one might speculate a lean toward Jesus having an appreciation of ass over boobs.
theseustheminotaur on
He was an ass man. That is why he said you should turn the other cheek
Veritus37 on
Nails
MaxCWebster on
I mean, c’mon . . . it’s right there in the gospels . . . He entered Jerusalem riding dat ass.
DrProfBarbatos on
Ass. As boobs are fake asses.
JJADu on
Clearly boobs, because he made the female human the only female mamel with boobs constantly swoolen and not only when giving birth for breastfeeding.
serious153 on
what if he was a guys guy
elpickleeselstinky on
There’s a lot of cake in the Middle East
jr_randolph on
Given the timeframe and importance of bearing children, I’d like to think Jesus was a hips guy.
JustYerAverage on
Personality.
Oosarum on
Neither, Jesus was an alien. Think about it with this thought in mind, just give it a minute.
He was into feet for sure.
Talik1978 on
Given he spent almost all his time alone with 12 dudes, I’d wager he was an ass guy.
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Neither, he was one of those foot guys 🦶
Ass. Mary had a dump truck for sure.
He was from the middle east so I am leaning towards he was a sheep guy.
I would figure ass, because he tells you to turn the other cheek
He fed the masses with fish and loaves. Not fish and milk. Clearly an ass man.
The bible mentions that Christ talks about blood quite a lot. I think he’s got a bloodplay kink more than anything about body parts.
We all know the ass is truly divine. Books are the devils temptation.
No ace 🥺👉👈 ? Chirst is our og representation
I think he was gay,
Never spent a time with a Girl – Gay
Always out and about with Boys – Gay
Rabbi who Never married, quite unusual for a Jewis man in that era – Gay
The fascination with breasts likely stems from an evolutionary perspective, where humans sought sustenance from their mothers’ milk during infancy, fostering a deep-seated cultural and biological appreciation. However, considering Jesus’ immaculate conception, he may not have developed a typical reliance on or taste for milk, potentially shifting any hypothetical preference. Based on this reasoning, one might speculate a lean toward Jesus having an appreciation of ass over boobs.
He was an ass man. That is why he said you should turn the other cheek
Nails
I mean, c’mon . . . it’s right there in the gospels . . . He entered Jerusalem riding dat ass.
Ass. As boobs are fake asses.
Clearly boobs, because he made the female human the only female mamel with boobs constantly swoolen and not only when giving birth for breastfeeding.
what if he was a guys guy
There’s a lot of cake in the Middle East
Given the timeframe and importance of bearing children, I’d like to think Jesus was a hips guy.
Personality.
Neither, Jesus was an alien. Think about it with this thought in mind, just give it a minute.
He was into feet for sure.
Given he spent almost all his time alone with 12 dudes, I’d wager he was an ass guy.
I’m sure Mary Magdalene had a phatty!!! 😝