Priorities in America: Chicken sandwiches > Life-saving medicine. Clear enough.
Renirays on
If only you can afford to be born in the first place
planetinyourbum on
Do kids work at 14 in US. WTF
LunarMoon2001 on
Unless the baby is gay then chick fila will sue to get all their money back.
Thunderbird_12_ on
Headline:
***Hospital billing offices hate this one trick! Wait until you read about this birth hack!***
Zylliah on
i was born in a hospital and still got hospital debt
Hugsed_queen on
In America You’ll get a bill for being delivered
Blissfully on
No silly lol how else with healthcare be a trillion dollar money maker?
zoinkability on
I mean, that’s pretty much how it works in lots of other developed countries. Even if you aren’t born in a hospital!
Except for the 14 year old with a job part. That one seems particularly American.
SmokePenisEveryday on
Can’t wait for them to make a commercial about this like the one where they proudly admitted that their employees can’t even afford a used car
Independent-Math-914 on
Corporate America giving a job at 14…
PersimmonThink5784 on
Job at 14? So child labor.
MrPlace on
The conscription begins so early these days
sunbleahced on
This is the company that once said women shouldn’t work while pregnant, should be stay at home mothers after that, and that they wouldn’t provide domestic partner benefits.
Republicans love them. The party that wants to end birthright citizenship.
bigexplosion on
Gonna go have my baby at a bank.
hotcoecoe on
Anyone else read something different on the onesie? 😂
NYstate on
I wonder how that works exactly? I knew a guy who won Chipotle for a year which you would think is pretty cool. I was thinking he could just walk into any Chipotle for a year like a mafia Don and the manager would say: “Hey, hey it’s on the house! I can’t charge the Don!” But nope, Chipotle just gave him 12 “free burrito” coupons.
It would be funny if they just gave her like 800 free Chipotle coupons. One for each month until she turns 66 years old
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Baby is now a citizen of chick-fil-a.
Born in a hospital? Too bad! That will be $50,000
At 14. lol
Priorities in America: Chicken sandwiches > Life-saving medicine. Clear enough.
If only you can afford to be born in the first place
Do kids work at 14 in US. WTF
Unless the baby is gay then chick fila will sue to get all their money back.
Headline:
***Hospital billing offices hate this one trick! Wait until you read about this birth hack!***
i was born in a hospital and still got hospital debt
In America You’ll get a bill for being delivered
No silly lol how else with healthcare be a trillion dollar money maker?
I mean, that’s pretty much how it works in lots of other developed countries. Even if you aren’t born in a hospital!
Except for the 14 year old with a job part. That one seems particularly American.
Can’t wait for them to make a commercial about this like the one where they proudly admitted that their employees can’t even afford a used car
Corporate America giving a job at 14…
Job at 14? So child labor.
The conscription begins so early these days
This is the company that once said women shouldn’t work while pregnant, should be stay at home mothers after that, and that they wouldn’t provide domestic partner benefits.
Republicans love them. The party that wants to end birthright citizenship.
Gonna go have my baby at a bank.
Anyone else read something different on the onesie? 😂
I wonder how that works exactly? I knew a guy who won Chipotle for a year which you would think is pretty cool. I was thinking he could just walk into any Chipotle for a year like a mafia Don and the manager would say: “Hey, hey it’s on the house! I can’t charge the Don!” But nope, Chipotle just gave him 12 “free burrito” coupons.
It would be funny if they just gave her like 800 free Chipotle coupons. One for each month until she turns 66 years old