I had to drive my parents home from bars in alarming frequency by the time I was 13.
Changoleo on
Friends don’t leave drunken friends passed the fuck out face up. That’s how people choke on their own vomit and that’s nasty. Flip your friends, folks. Nobody likes a vomit fountain.
Neoxite23 on
That only happened on days that started with T.
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tonight, and Tomorrow.
Actual_Drink_9327 on
Technically, this is actually a sleepover, but over grass, not in a friend’s house.
GunderstakHouse0126 on
My mother did a damn good job putting the fear of God in me cuz I never did this. And still can’t as a 30yo living in my own apartment in a different state.
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Nah they actually found me in the creek
I had to drive my parents home from bars in alarming frequency by the time I was 13.
Friends don’t leave drunken friends passed the fuck out face up. That’s how people choke on their own vomit and that’s nasty. Flip your friends, folks. Nobody likes a vomit fountain.
That only happened on days that started with T.
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tonight, and Tomorrow.
Technically, this is actually a sleepover, but over grass, not in a friend’s house.
My mother did a damn good job putting the fear of God in me cuz I never did this. And still can’t as a 30yo living in my own apartment in a different state.