Nature really said go big or go home with armadillos.
justThatShrimple on
shrodingers basketball
telescopeinmynose on
I know what name to use if I go into porn. Thank you
StevenMC19 on
My man has a passion for armadillos, yet his fun facts are primarily dick-based.
Best not see this man at one of those little zoo presentations during a field trip.
Manny921 on
What about barnacles?
AllesIsi on
But wouldn’t this be the smallest body to penis ratio in the animal world, given the penis length approaching the body size would tend towards 1, while the penis/body ratio allways lies between 0 and 1?
Is it possible to cross the DNA from an armadillo to human , asking for a friend…
KnightsDad27 on
“He ding dong”
Capt_Cocktastic on
Where’s Steve McKenna
Pleasant-Special8875 on
can they roll while in the ball? or no, that’s the dumbest question you’ve ever heard.
tough_titanium_tits on
I thought that the record was held by a kind of barnacle, who’s trying to misinform me here?
guitartoad on
No. The armadillo has the largest weiner-to-body ratio. The guy is saying it backwards.
confusussum on
Why not 4-banded?
IHaveTheBestOpinions on
The way it closes up into a perfect ball with the head and tail fitting together to fill the gap is very satisfying
LunaTemptsU on
He ding dong 😂
Project_Rees on
This is false, but good effort.
Barnacles have the longest penis-to-body rational of any animal, which can be up to 8 times the length of its body.
Rainfall_Serenade on
If memory serves, that’s false. There’s some sort of aquatic quahog or muscle that has the largest penis compared to the body.
And gorillas are at the exact opposite end, poor guys.
Look, I get bored sometimes and have questions.
MrSmock on
3 banded armadillo. 1, 2, 3! And let’s just ignore that 4th oneÂ
VerticalClearance on
Bakugan brawwwl
Honest-Armadillo2994 on
Oh, You touch my tralala
Mmm, my ding ding dong
ShoulderFar379 on
super shlong
Low_Simple_8381 on
Don’t some species of duck have a penis longer than their bodies? As well as several other animals that have a greater ratio than this specific, smaller sized armadillo? There are also two different species of armadillo that can roll into a ball, they just both happen to have 3 banded in the name.Â
thethunder92 on
Stop calling me armadillos
Fluid-Vanilla-5097 on
Didn’t think I’d wake up this morning envying an armadillo. Thanks internet
luca3791 on
What about wasps? They’re complete dicks
yearsofpractice on
Dude…?
discowithmyself on
Wrong. Barnacles do.
punk-o-matic-problem on
So it’s not a tail… Okay
CeIIsius on
Largest body/penis ratio means it has a very small penis.
I think he meant it the other way around.
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Just leave him alone bro
Nature really said go big or go home with armadillos.
shrodingers basketball
I know what name to use if I go into porn. Thank you
My man has a passion for armadillos, yet his fun facts are primarily dick-based.
Best not see this man at one of those little zoo presentations during a field trip.
What about barnacles?
But wouldn’t this be the smallest body to penis ratio in the animal world, given the penis length approaching the body size would tend towards 1, while the penis/body ratio allways lies between 0 and 1?
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And they never shut up about it.
You clearly haven’t met my creepy Uncle Pete
1. Me
2. Armadillo
Is it possible to cross the DNA from an armadillo to human , asking for a friend…
“He ding dong”
Where’s Steve McKenna
can they roll while in the ball? or no, that’s the dumbest question you’ve ever heard.
I thought that the record was held by a kind of barnacle, who’s trying to misinform me here?
No. The armadillo has the largest weiner-to-body ratio. The guy is saying it backwards.
Why not 4-banded?
The way it closes up into a perfect ball with the head and tail fitting together to fill the gap is very satisfying
He ding dong 😂
This is false, but good effort.
Barnacles have the longest penis-to-body rational of any animal, which can be up to 8 times the length of its body.
If memory serves, that’s false. There’s some sort of aquatic quahog or muscle that has the largest penis compared to the body.
And gorillas are at the exact opposite end, poor guys.
Look, I get bored sometimes and have questions.
3 banded armadillo. 1, 2, 3! And let’s just ignore that 4th oneÂ
Bakugan brawwwl
Oh, You touch my tralala
Mmm, my ding ding dong
super shlong
Don’t some species of duck have a penis longer than their bodies? As well as several other animals that have a greater ratio than this specific, smaller sized armadillo? There are also two different species of armadillo that can roll into a ball, they just both happen to have 3 banded in the name.Â
Stop calling me armadillos
Didn’t think I’d wake up this morning envying an armadillo. Thanks internet
What about wasps? They’re complete dicks
Dude…?
Wrong. Barnacles do.
So it’s not a tail… Okay
Largest body/penis ratio means it has a very small penis.
I think he meant it the other way around.
No, I have.
Oh sorry wrong ratio. As you were.