Remote-Cause755 on October 13, 2025 10:35 am Your birthday is not the date they conceived you. Is that the holdup? If so that’s a holdmeh
sheth_curry on October 13, 2025 10:40 am Birthday sex is celebration of coming out of a hole by going in another one
im-cringing-rightnow on October 13, 2025 11:23 am Yes because everyone knows that you are born exactly 12 months from the day your parents fucked to conceive you. It’s basic biology really /s
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Your birthday is not the date they conceived you.
Is that the holdup? If so that’s a holdmeh
Family tradition amirite?
Birthday sex is celebration of coming out of a hole by going in another one
ABC sex . Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas
I wish they didn’t now I’m suffering.
Yes because everyone knows that you are born exactly 12 months from the day your parents fucked to conceive you. It’s basic biology really /s