Ah yes listening ears

    by scodennton456

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    1. EmbarrassedNumber684 on

      Being fr I had to remove my Alex from my room because it kept saying weird things at night hearing my house loud ac

    2. ThePhoenixdarkdirk on

      I Want a ghost that orders stuff on Amazon that I don’t know about and it arrives and it’s like getting a gift.

    3. I’ll be about to fall asleep and then my Google home will start glowing and then blink like it’s thinking and then shut off. Creeps me out everytime

    4. I shit you mfrs not, i aint never had an Alexa, but there was this one time, I was living in my mothers basement trying to sleep and she had bought this Alice in wonderland book from the 30s I wanna say. I’m sitting there in bed and out of nowhere I hear a fucking clown nose honk sound. I damn near shit a golden brick. I was up turning every light in the basement on fucking tweaking. I spent that night curled up in the corner scared shitless.

    5. Apocalypsefrogs on

      Being a visitor demon is rough when you have those damn robots snitchin’ on ya all the damn time

    6. At least that one tells you its listening, just think of all the other devices you have that might just start listening in because its in their TOS.

    7. Recentstranger on

      The Alexa in the kitchen loved to just randomly read off sports news at random times at the lowest volume. So creepy just hearing whispering at random times at night.

    8. Happened to me. My father in law passed at age 56 and my then fiance and I were cleaning out his house. We were up late because the house was rough, and it was a really difficult time for us. It also wasn’t in a great neighborhood.

      We heard someone yell something from across the house and we both freaked the fuck out because we were there alone. We very cautiously searched the whole house until we found the master bathroom had a large Alexa in it with the volume set to max.

      And I realized the voice I had heard yell had said “I’m sorry I didn’t quite catch that” but at max volume in a bathroom full of reverb.

    9. I was woken Up in the middle of the night to hearing Alexa in the living room, and it sounded like she was having a conversation in Russian. The hairs on my neck stood up and I just said Alexa be quiet.

      I wish I wasn’t so scared to listen more

    10. ConfusedFoodAmateur on

      It’s like motion activated lights turning on their own except this time it can’t be an animal.

    11. I had a laptop that would randomly start playing the DVD in the drive (when you left one in) even when turned off.

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