Alfiy_wolf on October 13, 2025 2:44 am I believe in god, but if I walk into a church I’m pretty sure I might burst into flames or something
StevenMC19 on October 13, 2025 2:44 am BYU. Yup, they’re done with the door-to-door and are going straight after your loneliness now. Go away, Mormons!
PotatoWasteLand on October 13, 2025 2:54 am “I just don’t like how gay culture is shoved in my face wherever I look”
Shatophiliac on October 13, 2025 2:55 am Why, so they can passive aggressively shame me for having premarital sex for an entire morning? Pass. Becca kinda cute though might try to find her separate tinder account later.
SapirWhorfHypothesis on October 13, 2025 3:00 am Am I crazy or would anyone else actually try this? Yeah, my ego is big enough to think I could convince them into a threesome.
colin8651 on October 13, 2025 3:03 am There is going to be a guy “I am going to fuck Becca and send little Spence the photos”
yousmellodd on October 13, 2025 3:06 am then you show up get locked in the cellar and then get to be involved in a “special project”
Mentalfloss1 on October 13, 2025 3:10 am Come with them!! It’s an offer of a threesome, Mormon style.
Commieredmenace on October 13, 2025 3:11 am God doesn’t care if your balls touch as long as it’s for Jesus.
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A threesome in a church? I’m listening…
Cum with
Mormons
How many dick pics do you think they got
Definitely looking for a 3rd
I believe in god, but if I walk into a church I’m pretty sure I might burst into flames or something
BYU.
Yup, they’re done with the door-to-door and are going straight after your loneliness now.
Go away, Mormons!
Let Jesus come inside you
“I just don’t like how gay culture is shoved in my face wherever I look”
Why, so they can passive aggressively shame me for having premarital sex for an entire morning? Pass.
Becca kinda cute though might try to find her separate tinder account later.
Am I crazy or would anyone else actually try this?
Yeah, my ego is big enough to think I could convince them into a threesome.
And they say religion isn’t a cult
Tinder. They’re trying to scam people.
There is going to be a guy
“I am going to fuck Becca and send little Spence the photos”
Dude. I wanna go…..and make them regret it.
then you show up get locked in the cellar and then get to be involved in a “special project”
Falling back on their recruitment quotas?
Come with them!! It’s an offer of a threesome, Mormon style.
God doesn’t care if your balls touch as long as it’s for Jesus.
Do you think “come with us” is an invitation for more?
You want me to come with you huh?