OSLO, NORWAY (The Borowitz Report)—After promising on Truth Social that the gathering would be “wild,” on Friday Donald J. Trump summoned angry supporters to a rally outside the headquarters of the Norwegian Nobel Committee.
Urging his irate loyalists to “stop the steal,” Trump declared, “If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, you’ve got to fight like hell.”
In a brief public statement, the Norwegian Nobel Committee said, “What a fucking baby.”
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Seriously. With everything going can’t tell whether is real or not
Those who claim that tRump “won” are LOSERS
Even Oslo isn’t safe from the MAGA circus. Norway, y’all need anything? Snacks? A new Nobel Prize for pettiest tantrum?
entirely believable…
Baby Trumpy MAD!
Norwegian here, we had protests last night, but those were against the Norway – Israel soccer match (we won 5-0 btw).
It’s weird how none of the media coverage mentions that the nominations closed in January – literally the US state department endorsed the eventual winner and didn’t even nominate Trump.
It’s such a dumb argument to have without that context
They should give the Peace Prize to Jimmy Kimmel. It would cause a lot more strokes and heart attacks to “not celebrate.” 😂
Send Trump the Nob End prize for pissing himself.
He’s not going to read it, and it’ll be hilarious when he shows it to people.
Also, let’s be honest, the problem is Mars, if MAGA wants to make sure he gets it next year. Elon needs to start that Mars trip now.