My suitemate and I are the only nonreligious people in our office. Someone put a tiny Jesus on our cabinet and idk why it’s cracking me up so much but I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
My suitemate and I are the only nonreligious people in our office. Someone put a tiny Jesus on our cabinet and idk why it’s cracking me up so much but I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
They’re trying to convert you. Don’t let tiny Jesus fool you.
Muzoa on
Buy a tiny flying spaghetti monster and place it next to it
kcufo on
Your own personal pocket Jesus
bedbathandbebored on
They’re saying “you need a little Jesus in your life”. Lol
Turtlesaurus on
But if I put a tiny Flying Spaghetti Monster on my coworkers desk it’s a visit to HR. smh.
LPNTed on
I’d put a sign up that says “I need a lot more Jesus than this!!”
IHateBankJobs on
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
greendragonmistyglen on
Jesus likes you as a friend
scizzix on
OK, here’s what you do…
Get some popsicle sticks and framing nails…
North_Phrase4848 on
You could place Buddy Jesus next to him so he has someone to talk to.
that0neBl1p on
He’s just happy to be there
NutsStuckInACarDoor on
They thought you might need a little Jesus
Klotzster on
I caught a fish this big, and than multiplied it
Top-Artichoke-5875 on
I think he needs some little friends for company. Get busy!
Blueberry_Clouds on
lol it’s adorable
kelariy on
Get more mythical figures to add to the collection. Maybe a Horus, a Thor, or a devil if you’re feeling extra frisky.
csonny2 on
Looks like he’s about to jump off
Electrical_Scratch92 on
Everyone needs a little Jesus.
IrrelevantPuppy on
This is pretty harmless and cute, probably good intentioned, and not really even very pressing. So it doesn’t warrant what I’m about to suggest. But if you wanted to be a little cheeky I’d slowly build a collection of tiny religious figures. A small Buddha statue, a voodoo doll, a menorah, a tree of life, etc. Make them feel good and leave Jesus in the centre.
Socrasaurus on
Get a teeny, tiny wedding cake and put it on top.
isume on
Maybe add some dinosaurs around it
pierre_x10 on
This is all wrong. I asked for baby *cheeses*
HawaiianSteak on
Saw a clip with a similar figurine in the corner of a pub.
VoodooDoII on
Put a tiny Zeus next to it lmao
murmalerm on
I saw tiny Jesus at a local museum, yesterday. Jesus IS everywhere.
where_is_waldo_now on
Someone left tiny Jesus in our office building’s bathroom. I enjoyed seeing it but tiny Jesus vanished. Some of us missed him. I am not religious. It cracked me up too. I thought it was adorable.
Mikesaidit36 on
Take him with you whenever you go shopping. Jesus saves.
Atophy on
Leave it, have fun… give him friends !
Fall_Water on
I, too, am not religious… but I love seeing tiny Jesus in random places
K1ngofnoth1ng on
Paint his sash rainbow, and get him another dude doll to hold hands with. It will let whoever put it there know you are thankful for the decoration.
TheWarwock on
When life gives you Jesus, make lemonade.
Start hiding the Jesus in random areas of the office. See how long it takes to end up on your desk again.
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They’re trying to convert you. Don’t let tiny Jesus fool you.
Buy a tiny flying spaghetti monster and place it next to it
Your own personal pocket Jesus
They’re saying “you need a little Jesus in your life”. Lol
But if I put a tiny Flying Spaghetti Monster on my coworkers desk it’s a visit to HR. smh.
I’d put a sign up that says “I need a lot more Jesus than this!!”
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Jesus likes you as a friend
OK, here’s what you do…
Get some popsicle sticks and framing nails…
You could place Buddy Jesus next to him so he has someone to talk to.
He’s just happy to be there
They thought you might need a little Jesus
I caught a fish this big, and than multiplied it
I think he needs some little friends for company. Get busy!
lol it’s adorable
Get more mythical figures to add to the collection. Maybe a Horus, a Thor, or a devil if you’re feeling extra frisky.
Looks like he’s about to jump off
Everyone needs a little Jesus.
This is pretty harmless and cute, probably good intentioned, and not really even very pressing. So it doesn’t warrant what I’m about to suggest. But if you wanted to be a little cheeky I’d slowly build a collection of tiny religious figures. A small Buddha statue, a voodoo doll, a menorah, a tree of life, etc. Make them feel good and leave Jesus in the centre.
Get a teeny, tiny wedding cake and put it on top.
Maybe add some dinosaurs around it
This is all wrong. I asked for baby *cheeses*
Saw a clip with a similar figurine in the corner of a pub.
Put a tiny Zeus next to it lmao
I saw tiny Jesus at a local museum, yesterday. Jesus IS everywhere.
Someone left tiny Jesus in our office building’s bathroom. I enjoyed seeing it but tiny Jesus vanished. Some of us missed him. I am not religious. It cracked me up too. I thought it was adorable.
Take him with you whenever you go shopping. Jesus saves.
Leave it, have fun… give him friends !
I, too, am not religious… but I love seeing tiny Jesus in random places
Paint his sash rainbow, and get him another dude doll to hold hands with. It will let whoever put it there know you are thankful for the decoration.
When life gives you Jesus, make lemonade.
Start hiding the Jesus in random areas of the office. See how long it takes to end up on your desk again.