Just bought a house. Basement includes a Dyson hand dryer.

    by bot_96

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    1. When these first came out they were peak technology, now all the remaining ones gently brush your fingers with dirty air

    2. Last time i tried to use one of these it blew piss all over the place and im not allowed at the airport anymore

    3. Not just any. A Dyson air blade. 3 times the price of a much better but more conventional dryer. And notorious for making a mess of places blowing moldy water everywhere

    4. Destination_Centauri on

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    5. They used to have these at my work. I thought they worked pretty well, but they replaced them with paper towels for some reason.

    6. Don’t use it! This model specifically has tons of reports that they just harbor bacteria and make your hands dirtier after washing.

    7. I like to think it was part of some office or small business that closed down and this was a former employee that just yoinked it.

    8. disruptioncoin on

      I honestly see the utility. When I do various projects I wash my hands sooo many times, because I don’t want to contaminate household items with oil/solvent/adhesive/metal dust etc, and by the third time the hand towel is wet and useless so then I use paper towels which is a waste. I wash my hands before I check my phone, before I drink from my water bottle, before grabbing tools (nothing worse than a greasy handle on a tool). It honestly sucks because my hands get dry AF and if I forget to apply lotion my knuckle skin splits ow ow ow

    9. Ever since I watched that mythbusters episodes decades ago, I cant use hand dryers in good conscience

    10. For those who like the feces of others, who don’t wash properly, blown at them at mach II!

    11. I need one of these. My hands must be dry before climbing back into bed after my middle if the night piss. My wife would love it.

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