When these first came out they were peak technology, now all the remaining ones gently brush your fingers with dirty air
Opposite-Mongoose-32 on
Those stink. They blow the water right back up in your face
psilonox on
Last time i tried to use one of these it blew piss all over the place and im not allowed at the airport anymore
nighteeeeey on
*Oh, thats not a hand dryer.*
agha0013 on
Not just any. A Dyson air blade. 3 times the price of a much better but more conventional dryer. And notorious for making a mess of places blowing moldy water everywhere
pamacdon on
Worst urinal ever
jamantste on
but why? is there a bathroom or sink nearby?
rtkane on
Messiest urinal ever.
PolyJuicedRedHead on
What a nice windfall.
Prestigious_Beat6310 on
*ball dryer.
Klotzster on
Well that blows
gugngd on
I wanted to say “that comes in handy” as a pun, but in my opinion even that is too dry…
MrWizardNy on
Why is it so low?
scratchy_mcballsy on
I have always wondered what this would cost
SDBudda76 on
Seems a bit low. Is it to dry your testicles?
Destination_Centauri on
# T H E
# D Y S O N
# I N – T H E
# B A S E M E N T
(A New Novel by Stephen King,
coming this fall)
——————————–
SYNOPSIS:
Mr. Bot_96 was a mild-mannered man, until that one fateful day in which he bought a house.
Not a normal house.
Not an average house.
But a house with a mysteriously misplaced Dyson device in the basement.
His wife, Mrs. Bot Ninety Six, however, much smarter, sensed something was really off from day one. And that’s when… Suddenly…
PixalatedConspiracy on
Interesting. They used the basement bathroom for the general public lol
TheWarwock on
They used to have these at my work. I thought they worked pretty well, but they replaced them with paper towels for some reason.
JollyPin3 on
Don’t use it! This model specifically has tons of reports that they just harbor bacteria and make your hands dirtier after washing.
True_Potential4074 on
Looks about… waist height
CallerNumber4 on
I like to think it was part of some office or small business that closed down and this was a former employee that just yoinked it.
disruptioncoin on
I honestly see the utility. When I do various projects I wash my hands sooo many times, because I don’t want to contaminate household items with oil/solvent/adhesive/metal dust etc, and by the third time the hand towel is wet and useless so then I use paper towels which is a waste. I wash my hands before I check my phone, before I drink from my water bottle, before grabbing tools (nothing worse than a greasy handle on a tool). It honestly sucks because my hands get dry AF and if I forget to apply lotion my knuckle skin splits ow ow ow
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That’s looks pretty clean and new
When these first came out they were peak technology, now all the remaining ones gently brush your fingers with dirty air
Those stink. They blow the water right back up in your face
Last time i tried to use one of these it blew piss all over the place and im not allowed at the airport anymore
*Oh, thats not a hand dryer.*
Not just any. A Dyson air blade. 3 times the price of a much better but more conventional dryer. And notorious for making a mess of places blowing moldy water everywhere
Worst urinal ever
but why? is there a bathroom or sink nearby?
Messiest urinal ever.
What a nice windfall.
*ball dryer.
Well that blows
I wanted to say “that comes in handy” as a pun, but in my opinion even that is too dry…
Why is it so low?
I have always wondered what this would cost
Seems a bit low. Is it to dry your testicles?
# T H E
# D Y S O N
# I N – T H E
# B A S E M E N T
(A New Novel by Stephen King,
coming this fall)
——————————–
SYNOPSIS:
Mr. Bot_96 was a mild-mannered man, until that one fateful day in which he bought a house.
Not a normal house.
Not an average house.
But a house with a mysteriously misplaced Dyson device in the basement.
His wife, Mrs. Bot Ninety Six, however, much smarter, sensed something was really off from day one. And that’s when… Suddenly…
Interesting. They used the basement bathroom for the general public lol
They used to have these at my work. I thought they worked pretty well, but they replaced them with paper towels for some reason.
Don’t use it! This model specifically has tons of reports that they just harbor bacteria and make your hands dirtier after washing.
Looks about… waist height
I like to think it was part of some office or small business that closed down and this was a former employee that just yoinked it.
I honestly see the utility. When I do various projects I wash my hands sooo many times, because I don’t want to contaminate household items with oil/solvent/adhesive/metal dust etc, and by the third time the hand towel is wet and useless so then I use paper towels which is a waste. I wash my hands before I check my phone, before I drink from my water bottle, before grabbing tools (nothing worse than a greasy handle on a tool). It honestly sucks because my hands get dry AF and if I forget to apply lotion my knuckle skin splits ow ow ow
Reminds me of [this!](https://youtube.com/shorts/PUPLrQWl7Ko?si=9Y5aw3gD6pkzyAq-)
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that looks pretty low; prolly fer yer balls😂🤣
Ever since I watched that mythbusters episodes decades ago, I cant use hand dryers in good conscience
For those who like the feces of others, who don’t wash properly, blown at them at mach II!
There is no way that wasnt used to dry balls.
Worst. Urinal. Ever
I need one of these. My hands must be dry before climbing back into bed after my middle if the night piss. My wife would love it.
That’s pretty bad ass.