I can’t get over the guy that puts his hand over his head like its gonna do a goddamn thing to protect him. “If this roof caves in I’m good cause I got my Hand Helmet!”
obligatorythr0waway on
At least it didn’t happen when the minister said “Does anyone object?”
I’m not even religious and I’d be like “Yep, sorry. Can’t ignore this one, the wedding’s on me, I’m out”.
undrprsr on
That marriage would have started off a little shakey, tbh.
AlternativePea6203 on
“On our wedding day I rocked her world! Didn’t I honey?”
Puzzleheaded_Iron406 on
God is not happy
Wait_here_me_out on
Here’s your sign
Klotzster on
Does any person or planet object to this union?
Totallyreadit on
That’s a pretty unstable marriage
ipompa on
That was a signal
mrgraff on
I guess God did not “forever hold his peace?”
OnTheList-YouTube on
Look what you did! You rocked my world… quite literally!
SkyKnight94 on
There love is so great, it shook the very foundations of the earth, type shit
Connect_Ordinary6752 on
Gods like “I object!”
imti283 on
Well their marriage was in shaky ground from day one.
I’m not even remotely religious, but that’s about as clear of a sign as you can get.
zeeper25 on
It’s like earthquakes, on your wedding day,
a free ride, when you already paid…
Obienator on
Groom be like: 🧍
lewisfrancis on
Why aren’t people getting tf out of there? They’re even standing under the front overhang? One dude is situated at the corner, which might be good if you were in the middle of a building but 2 feet away there’s nothing to drop on your head. wtf?
OddWillow9310 on
That’s a rock steady guy. In the midst of the turbulence, he stood firm, literally. The girl would be a fool to leave such a guy.
The epitome of security.❤️
Be positive. You only see that which you are. For those saying the gods do not agree to the union.
FumilayoKuti on
The only two smart people were the two women who left immediately. Cause why were the other people just hanging around inside and not fleeing?
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The guy waiting at the from is the real OG
Isn’t it ironic? Dontcha think?
I can’t get over the guy that puts his hand over his head like its gonna do a goddamn thing to protect him. “If this roof caves in I’m good cause I got my Hand Helmet!”
At least it didn’t happen when the minister said “Does anyone object?”
I’m not even religious and I’d be like “Yep, sorry. Can’t ignore this one, the wedding’s on me, I’m out”.
That marriage would have started off a little shakey, tbh.
“On our wedding day I rocked her world! Didn’t I honey?”
God is not happy
Here’s your sign
Does any person or planet object to this union?
That’s a pretty unstable marriage
That was a signal
I guess God did not “forever hold his peace?”
Look what you did! You rocked my world… quite literally!
There love is so great, it shook the very foundations of the earth, type shit
Gods like “I object!”
Well their marriage was in shaky ground from day one.
That’s Good Luck! 🍀
“ It’s like an earthquake on wedding day
It’s a free ride when you already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
And who would’ve thought? it figures“
God:
https://preview.redd.it/sdr8ptutubuf1.png?width=1562&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5e329943f8863f674f4a9f1506f782efc933571
Knew this looked familiar.
For those wondering this was at Davao Del Norte, Philippines which had a magnitude 7.4 earthquake yesterday.
Also ironic?
I’ll alert her.
Did the earth move for you also darling..?
The priest probably skipped everything and just said ” I now pronounce you husband and wife, kiss the damn bride” and high tail it out of there
Isn’t it ironic?
How do you not incorporate “I would move heaven and earth for you.” into your vows after that?
The way he stood there. He’s gonna smash the hell outta this marriage with understanding and forgiveness. Get em homie!
I mean… this must be a sign, right? If the ground quakes on the wedding day and you and your spouse aren’t causing it… yeaaaa
If anyone has any objections to this ceremony speak now or… woah ok ok
https://preview.redd.it/28ibuurhvbuf1.jpeg?width=1281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c54894dfa32339b07aea49768faf5dae998c9ba0
Best Man 🫡
Tis a sign I tell ya
ITS A FREEEEEE RIIIEDDDDEEEE!!!!!!
It’s ok, theyre in a chapel. God won’t hurt them.
God got cold feet
Off to a rocky start, are we?
I’m not even remotely religious, but that’s about as clear of a sign as you can get.
It’s like earthquakes, on your wedding day,
a free ride, when you already paid…
Groom be like: 🧍
Why aren’t people getting tf out of there? They’re even standing under the front overhang? One dude is situated at the corner, which might be good if you were in the middle of a building but 2 feet away there’s nothing to drop on your head. wtf?
That’s a rock steady guy. In the midst of the turbulence, he stood firm, literally. The girl would be a fool to leave such a guy.
The epitome of security.❤️
Be positive. You only see that which you are. For those saying the gods do not agree to the union.
The only two smart people were the two women who left immediately. Cause why were the other people just hanging around inside and not fleeing?