Explanation: Unlike the gorilla, the hippopotamus can actually fight 100 unarmed men. However, most likely the hippopotamus just barges its way through some of them and then retreats to a body of water. Wild animals are often risk-averse, even aggressive ones like hippos.
Top-Candle-5481 on
What kind of men? Are drugs involved? I like a challenge, I say bring on the hippo
Imaginary-West-5653 on
African Elephant to the 100 unarmed men: “This is not war! This is pest control!”
Historical-Ant1711 on
What historical event does this reference?
ResponsibleMall3771 on
Unarmed is a fucking ridiculous nerf, you know that right? We put all our fuckin stat points into intelligence our whole ass evolution that’s like telling a rhino it can’t use its horn.
How about we declaw the lion and knock all its teeth out before we put it in the colloseum too?
Literally rocks and sharp sticks and we Body This Thing
DonnieMoistX on
Where’s the history?
AppointmentMedical50 on
This is not a history meme
r6CD4MJBrqHc7P9b on
What if you tip it over
Numerous-Ad6460 on
The only way the 100 dudes win is if the Hippo chokes on one of them
JFK_Shot_First1 on
At least with the gorilla there is a chance you can choke it out. How tf are you head-locking a biological semi-truck
FortheChava on
Go for the eyes, let it tire itself out thrashing around,then for for the soft parts
Moidada77 on
Hippo can just run around and trample the men.
It’s thick skin can absorb bites, kicks, punches with little issue.
The men would have to somehow use all their strength as a single unit to pin it which is very hard to do.
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Explanation: Unlike the gorilla, the hippopotamus can actually fight 100 unarmed men. However, most likely the hippopotamus just barges its way through some of them and then retreats to a body of water. Wild animals are often risk-averse, even aggressive ones like hippos.
What kind of men? Are drugs involved? I like a challenge, I say bring on the hippo
African Elephant to the 100 unarmed men: “This is not war! This is pest control!”
What historical event does this reference?
Unarmed is a fucking ridiculous nerf, you know that right? We put all our fuckin stat points into intelligence our whole ass evolution that’s like telling a rhino it can’t use its horn.
How about we declaw the lion and knock all its teeth out before we put it in the colloseum too?
Literally rocks and sharp sticks and we Body This Thing
Where’s the history?
This is not a history meme
What if you tip it over
The only way the 100 dudes win is if the Hippo chokes on one of them
At least with the gorilla there is a chance you can choke it out. How tf are you head-locking a biological semi-truck
Go for the eyes, let it tire itself out thrashing around,then for for the soft parts
Hippo can just run around and trample the men.
It’s thick skin can absorb bites, kicks, punches with little issue.
The men would have to somehow use all their strength as a single unit to pin it which is very hard to do.