Help! Help! I’m Being Repressed!

    by gbodry

    26 Comments

    1. Hell-Yea-Brother on

      My wife used the Keurig coffee maker to heat some milk. No matter how much flushing and rinsing I did it never recovered. Had to toss it.

    2. This is funny? This is worthy of sharing with thousands of strangers on the internet?

      I think we need to bring back bullying.

    3. I’m sure they don’t mean “no” gravy, it just has to be in a proper ratio of gravy to waffle batter.

    4. Future_Advance_8683 on

      They had to make a sign?!?

      One of my many rules of life: never, ever, underestimate the ability of some people to do stupid things.

    5. FlukeStarbucker1972 on

      Another one of life’s simple pleasures ruined by an overbearing, meddling bureaucracy.

    6. Many years ago, my dad smoked out the entire continental breakfast area of a Chattanooga TN hotel by mistaking cups of gravy (for biscuits) for waffle batter. The smoke detectors were going off with evacuations alerts going over a speaker. I give him shit about it all the time to this day, but to be fair, the waffle batter cups were actually further away from the waffle makers than the gravy, so I give whoever set that whole thing up SOME blame.

      You would think a sign like this wouldn’t be needed, but there is a reason.

    7. throwa1589876541525 on

      You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some waffly chef threw a spatula at you!

    8. totally_anomalous on

      Says more about the texture and appearance of the gravy than they’d like to admit…

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