I’m a straight man tbh

    by fal1en-angel

    33 Comments

    1. This happened to me a lot in my 30’s. I was a giant buff dude at that point. Not the fat, sick man I am now. (Don’t worry, working on it)

      But to be honest, I just quickly explained I was not gay, but if they wanted to talk or hang out it was perfectly fine. Was sure not to lead anyone on. But I had a lot of awesome talks with gay dudes. Was a lot of fun.

    2. It happened to me once at the bar I was at. I’m not that good looking and I was flattered.

    3. TrentonTallywacker on

      One of the best jokes I’ve ever heard:

      Being hit on by gay men is like having a billion pesos

      I can’t do anything with this now but once I cross that line I’m set

    4. I used to work at a liquor store that was owned by two gay men. The clients were predominantly gay as well. They would hit on me and I politely declined telling them I was straight. I was always flattered and it never bothered me one bit. Two years and one of the funnest jobs I ever had

    5. CincoDeMayo88 on

      Just take it as a compliment, brother. A completely straight guy who is secure in himself would see this as a compliment in my opinion.

    6. Pitiful-Volume7494 on

      Dang, bro naturally attracting them like you’re not even a man either. 😭

    7. Take the win bro. I’ve been hit on by gay guys before and it’s honestly amazing. Plus they understand if you just say “thank you man, but I’m not gay.”

      I once had a guy come up to me at the bar, offer to buy me a drink and stammered like a nervous school boy talking to their crush the whole time. I had to break his little heart, but it was the biggest confidence booster ever and he was actually a pretty cool guy to talk to.

    8. Nice. As a fellow straight guy who gets this all the time I say take the win. Politely explain that you are flattered but, straight. Make a new friend and maybe he will even buy you a drink or two.

      As I am married and with my wife most of the time I make sure to introduce her as well.

    9. monkehmolesto on

      Lol, this happened to me when I was in my 20’s. In some years I was hit on by more guys that’s I’ve had dates with girls. It was a confusing time.

    10. I have no proof but neither doubts, that straight men get hit more often by gay men than by women, globally

    11. That happened to me more than once as well. I wonder why women do not hit on us, those gay men can attest I did not charge them, say, 1 trillion dollars just for asking me out.

    12. You and me both friend.

      I’m a straight dude. I get hit on by all the gay dudes, groped, etc. especially when I go out Karaoke. I don’t know what it is but hey I guess I am all set with dudes.

    13. I definitely get hit on more by men than by women. Maybe once a year by men. Maybe once a score by women.

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