Honestly, I’d settle for one where I can still fix it with a wrench instead of a software update.
Dense_Information813 on
Sure, here you go…
Ciprich on
I don’t. Fuck that.
OP I don’t think you know what you’re saying
alwaysfatigued8787 on
The Flintstones really knew what’s up.
mikess314 on
I’ll take a car that is 2007 computer.
Flowerslovers on
ok
Schlitzbomber on
Then just buy an old car?
Starmagedon on
Just buy a bike.
SatiricalSnake on
This is one of those “Careful what you wish for” things.
n3t3r0 on
I think you mean “simple”
But having a computer in cars is very convenient
fredlllll on
well yes, basically every car since the 90s has an engine computer that translates your throttle pedals signal into how much it drives the fuel injectors, adjusts timing, and air to fuel ratio for better combustion and to make use of the catalytic converter.
we should really do away with the huge entertainment systems in the car though. lets bring back physical knobs
Historical-Garbage51 on
I’d tell you to go get a wagon, but that requires an animal (flesh computer) to pull it.
hell20_ on
Don’t use your phone while driving! Instead, use the iPad infotainment screen. We added an iPad instrument cluster for easy viewing. We have also added an iPad passenger screen. There’s also an iPad for the rear seat passengers to control the shades and stuff. We have a TV on the roof too to play your favourite movies!
Artistic_Prior_7178 on
It’s not tye computation so much that is an issue, but the interface can be a bit less… boring, along with everything else really. Like, make cars interesting again
Critical-Hiiit on
Roadkilll on
The perfect car
ScottaHemi on
the car using a computer isn’t a bad thing.
the bad thing is how the computers are now being integrated into modern cars…
i blame Tesla.
I_sayyes on
Yeah that’s too much to ask for. The fact that you’re asking that tells me you don’t know how important computers are for cars.
Sir_I_swear_alot on
I don’t think you understand what you’re wishing for.
Itshot11 on
You’d have to go back to pretty much the 60s for that
orkjokjo on
Buy a beetle
reddsht on
Everything’s computer!Â
SendTobacco on
You people can’t handle carburetors.
Maaci-Lyn on
That’s a monkey’s paw situation op
Creative-Solution on
One without a radio or backup cameras? That’s not for me xD
chief_raptor on
I understand OP’s exaggeration with the 0% bc the tech in cars has gotten way out of hand.
TippsAttack on
You really dont.
SillyAlternative420 on
Just give me better public transit.
I don’t need a car at all if I can access everything by train, bus, subway, and walking!
voododoll on
Then you can buy a Lada – Absolutely analog, zero elektroniks… Might drive, might not, but who cares when it is zero computer… right?
Kouigna-man on
Good news ! Get a Dacia Sandero !
Striper_Cape on
Unironically yeah, unless you wanna be cranking the engine by hand
EhMapleMoose on
Bye bye cruise control, bye bye ABS, bye bye Bluetooth and radio, bye bye any and all warning lights, bye bye automatic headlights, bye bye interior lighting.
malieno on
I have a friend who gave up his job as a car mechanic because he had enough of troubleshooting useless software for hours on end instead of fixing cars. For him the last straw was a software crash after apparently not turning off the windscreen wipers correctly resulting in a complete engine failure lmao
headhunterofhell2 on
Everyone in the comment section hating on OP for knowing nothing about cars.
And how Every car from the 90’s has some kind of computer.
And I’m over here agreeing with OP, while driving a 66 with absolutely ZERO computers of any kind.
skr_replicator on
Such a car would probably not be allowed on the road, as there would be no computer regulating the air to fuel ratio to make a catalytic converter functional.
shaggymatter on
Eh, maybe not 0% computer.
Anti-lock brakes are pretty crucial
MaffinLP on
Remove the hydraulics while youre at it. If you cant steer/brake you shouldnt be driving!
phones76 on
You want full control over the product you pay money for? Ha ha!
ItsSpaghettiLee2112 on
And the stupid fucking push buttons. I can’t stop leaving my keys in the car because I don’t physically need them to turn the car off.
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Honestly, I’d settle for one where I can still fix it with a wrench instead of a software update.
Sure, here you go…
I don’t. Fuck that.
OP I don’t think you know what you’re saying
The Flintstones really knew what’s up.
I’ll take a car that is 2007 computer.
ok
Then just buy an old car?
Just buy a bike.
This is one of those “Careful what you wish for” things.
I think you mean “simple”
But having a computer in cars is very convenient
well yes, basically every car since the 90s has an engine computer that translates your throttle pedals signal into how much it drives the fuel injectors, adjusts timing, and air to fuel ratio for better combustion and to make use of the catalytic converter.
we should really do away with the huge entertainment systems in the car though. lets bring back physical knobs
I’d tell you to go get a wagon, but that requires an animal (flesh computer) to pull it.
Don’t use your phone while driving! Instead, use the iPad infotainment screen. We added an iPad instrument cluster for easy viewing. We have also added an iPad passenger screen. There’s also an iPad for the rear seat passengers to control the shades and stuff. We have a TV on the roof too to play your favourite movies!
It’s not tye computation so much that is an issue, but the interface can be a bit less… boring, along with everything else really. Like, make cars interesting again
The perfect car
the car using a computer isn’t a bad thing.
the bad thing is how the computers are now being integrated into modern cars…
i blame Tesla.
Yeah that’s too much to ask for. The fact that you’re asking that tells me you don’t know how important computers are for cars.
I don’t think you understand what you’re wishing for.
You’d have to go back to pretty much the 60s for that
Buy a beetle
Everything’s computer!Â
You people can’t handle carburetors.
That’s a monkey’s paw situation op
One without a radio or backup cameras? That’s not for me xD
I understand OP’s exaggeration with the 0% bc the tech in cars has gotten way out of hand.
You really dont.
Just give me better public transit.
I don’t need a car at all if I can access everything by train, bus, subway, and walking!
Then you can buy a Lada – Absolutely analog, zero elektroniks… Might drive, might not, but who cares when it is zero computer… right?
Good news ! Get a Dacia Sandero !
Unironically yeah, unless you wanna be cranking the engine by hand
Bye bye cruise control, bye bye ABS, bye bye Bluetooth and radio, bye bye any and all warning lights, bye bye automatic headlights, bye bye interior lighting.
I have a friend who gave up his job as a car mechanic because he had enough of troubleshooting useless software for hours on end instead of fixing cars. For him the last straw was a software crash after apparently not turning off the windscreen wipers correctly resulting in a complete engine failure lmao
Everyone in the comment section hating on OP for knowing nothing about cars.
And how Every car from the 90’s has some kind of computer.
And I’m over here agreeing with OP, while driving a 66 with absolutely ZERO computers of any kind.
Such a car would probably not be allowed on the road, as there would be no computer regulating the air to fuel ratio to make a catalytic converter functional.
Eh, maybe not 0% computer.
Anti-lock brakes are pretty crucial
Remove the hydraulics while youre at it. If you cant steer/brake you shouldnt be driving!
You want full control over the product you pay money for? Ha ha!
And the stupid fucking push buttons. I can’t stop leaving my keys in the car because I don’t physically need them to turn the car off.