Woke up to fingerprints near my face. I now remember I ate hot chips minutes before falling asleep and must touch the wall in my sleep.

    by PrideAndNoPredjudice

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    1. #𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕆ℙ 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕤.

    2. started_from_the_top on

      Wtf were you dreaming about, looks like you were trying to Shawshank your way through the wall lmao

    3. His reminds me…our 3yo boy apparently one night had a bloody nose…we walked into his room the next morning, bloody fingers marks along a 5 foot part of the wall. Terrifying to say the least.

    4. Dude, don’t know everyone is telling you what to do with your life as if they know you and as if falling asleep while eating chips is rock bottom lol.

    5. tapespeedselector on

      What I want to know is when you say “*must* touch the wall in your sleep” do you mean “apparently I do that” or do you mean “I absolutely HAVE to do that”

    6. Just wanted to let you know you’re not disgusting, people on Reddit just like to be dicks. Your teeth and hands are just fine I’m sure and have survived the night, yes?

    7. people are being haters, none of their business how clean you are. half of these comments must clean their ass with alcohol wipes. the whole mystery must’ve been confusing till you found out lol

    8. OutrageousRhubarb853 on

      Could have been worse! Flaming Cheetos and an itchy bum hole could have been the end of you. You know what they say – man you to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger.

    9. Efficient-Carpet8215 on

      So you just slept with hot chips chunks in your teeth and on your hands? That’s repulsive

    10. Dude!! Imagine if you were touching your face/eyes instead!!!

      I feel like this is something I would have to yell at my teenager about!! 🤣

    11. looks like a crime scene bro lol you were struggling in your sleep trying to escape or something

    12. NoOffenseImJustSayin on

      You eat in bed then just put the empty wrapper on the floor and fall asleep with your nasty ass hands? Gross, man.

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