F0000r on October 8, 2025 2:58 pm I was going to say the seashells at the beach are free but then I started to wonder if that’s supposed to be a towel.
ObviouslyTriggered on October 8, 2025 4:52 pm Maybe if you didn’t flush a spatula every time you took a dump you wouldn’t be broke…
HooooooooooW on October 8, 2025 6:48 pm Word of caution! Don’t accidentally confuse it for brownie batter after.
soukaixiii on October 8, 2025 8:23 pm Ah, that’s what my bathroom is missing next to my poop knife, the Asspatula
scrappy1982 on October 8, 2025 8:29 pm First came the poop knife. Now, after years of R&D, we bring you, The Poop Spatula.
JustHereForTheBeer_ on October 8, 2025 10:25 pm Shit in the shower then waffle stomp it down the drain.
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I was going to say the seashells at the beach are free but then I started to wonder if that’s supposed to be a towel.
Palo mierda 😂
Pair this with your poop knife.
Can’t afford a poop knife?
Maybe if you didn’t flush a spatula every time you took a dump you wouldn’t be broke…
He doesnt know about the seashells
Word of caution! Don’t accidentally confuse it for brownie batter after.
Ah, that’s what my bathroom is missing next to my poop knife, the Asspatula
First came the poop knife. Now, after years of R&D, we bring you, The Poop Spatula.
Shit in the shower then waffle stomp it down the drain.
That’s where I left my spatula. Time to make some brownies.