Two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors.
Blind people.
Assholes.
Internal_Somewhere98 on
I feel like he was gonna say when you “misgender someone” and in 0.5 seconds flat decided being cancelled today wasn’t for him and swerved it 😂
thevogonity on
He doesn’t have an English accent, but his pinky is fully erect like it’s tea time. Is he micro dosing viagra?
guacamoleactof1917 on
Hahahahaha good bit!
MaDaFaKa369 on
Shaka bra the mic
OrangeClyde on
Gotdang he’s 🥵🥵🥵
hatryd on
Holy shit can this trend of unfunny low effort crowd work please stop
chillm on
Is anyone else throw off by his pinky or small hands comparison to his arms? Also sure people who wear sunglasses inside could be assholes, blind, forgot prescription glasses, have light sensitivity, or be high as balls. But it’s one of those.
Lookin4whiteprivileg on
He still didn’t take off the glasses. Take the hint man
LifeguardDonny on
I did the pregnant thing by accident once. Bonus points for it being during my cold calling junior exec tenture.
My mentor has been pumping me up all day and we just got done discussing our same passion for cars for a solid hour before we got to this office. We greet and halfway in our conversation, i bust out the “how far along are you?” line.
“Excuse me?”
My 20 year old frontal cortex, clearly wasn’t fullt there because i double down with,
“Are you pregant?” Instead of a instant apology.
We did not manage to sell any office supplies to them.
APartyInMyPants on
“Not blind, I just fight barebuckle, have a concussion, and I’ll likely kill someone due to my CTE in a few years. LOL.”
the_quark on
I have to admit I’m a little sensitive to people judging people for not being blind. I know in this case it was benign, but my brother has a rare disease called [Retinitis Pigmentosa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retinitis_pigmentosa). Over the years it’s shrunk what he can see to about what a normally-sighted person would see looking through a soda straw. He can still read, thankfully. He can see things far away, but he has literally zero peripheral vision and walks with a cane because as he once put it, “I can see a quarter from across the room. But on my way to get it I’ll trip over an elephant I didn’t see.”
He’s multiple times been confronted by strangers about why he needs a cane when he’s clearly looking around and seeing what’s around him.
NulnOilShade on
God I want to do weird things to this comedians armpits
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Two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors.
Blind people.
Assholes.
I feel like he was gonna say when you “misgender someone” and in 0.5 seconds flat decided being cancelled today wasn’t for him and swerved it 😂
He doesn’t have an English accent, but his pinky is fully erect like it’s tea time. Is he micro dosing viagra?
Hahahahaha good bit!
Shaka bra the mic
Gotdang he’s 🥵🥵🥵
Holy shit can this trend of unfunny low effort crowd work please stop
Is anyone else throw off by his pinky or small hands comparison to his arms? Also sure people who wear sunglasses inside could be assholes, blind, forgot prescription glasses, have light sensitivity, or be high as balls. But it’s one of those.
He still didn’t take off the glasses. Take the hint man
I did the pregnant thing by accident once. Bonus points for it being during my cold calling junior exec tenture.
My mentor has been pumping me up all day and we just got done discussing our same passion for cars for a solid hour before we got to this office. We greet and halfway in our conversation, i bust out the “how far along are you?” line.
“Excuse me?”
My 20 year old frontal cortex, clearly wasn’t fullt there because i double down with,
“Are you pregant?” Instead of a instant apology.
We did not manage to sell any office supplies to them.
“Not blind, I just fight barebuckle, have a concussion, and I’ll likely kill someone due to my CTE in a few years. LOL.”
I have to admit I’m a little sensitive to people judging people for not being blind. I know in this case it was benign, but my brother has a rare disease called [Retinitis Pigmentosa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retinitis_pigmentosa). Over the years it’s shrunk what he can see to about what a normally-sighted person would see looking through a soda straw. He can still read, thankfully. He can see things far away, but he has literally zero peripheral vision and walks with a cane because as he once put it, “I can see a quarter from across the room. But on my way to get it I’ll trip over an elephant I didn’t see.”
He’s multiple times been confronted by strangers about why he needs a cane when he’s clearly looking around and seeing what’s around him.
God I want to do weird things to this comedians armpits
They might be blind, or toasted out of thier mind