Why does Barron, the largest child, not simply eat the other ones?
Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun on
His own lack of intelligence should be what pisses him off. At least it’s something that can be controlled unlike a person’s height.
MuthaFukinRick on
Like father, like son—petty.
Fl1925 on
Petty man Eric is
Financial_Ad_1442 on
Wait they censored “pisses”?! And Barron is almost 7ft tall?! Is this like how trump is “6ft3”?
Responsible-Sale-467 on
Man, I don’t know, this headline just sounds like pleasantly joking blended family stuff, older brother acknowledging little bro’s height.
brimstoneEmerald on
Eric’s identity was the tall Trump; what does he have now that Barron’s taller.
mojon72 on
Eric and Barron should duke it out in the octagon on the lawn of the White House. Fight, fight, fight for daddy’s love!
KookyDig4769 on
So he’s jealous about the height of the guy? something nobody could affect? The pettiness is unreal.
Morden013 on
As one comedian (Drew Dunn) said, the only thing Baron did in his life is growing.
GoshDarnMamaHubbard on
Barron pulls him off?
That whole family is sick! Sick in the head!
sylpher250 on
Why divorce when he’s sooo close?
msquarec on
What a baby 🤦♀️
16Schlitz on
Question: Who is Barron’s real father?
sesamesnapsinhalf on
Is this the Onion?
lachamuca on
Eric Trump is almost 42yo and jealous of a teenager 😂
Substantial_Ad_7027 on
To which don said “who’s Eric?”
Boredtopher on
Well, Trudeau’s a tall guy
SqueezyCheez85 on
How tall where the children Trump raped?
Cold-Permission-5249 on
Eric who?
fufufighter on
“P***** him off” is the retardian slang for “pumped him off” right?
Hell-Yea-Brother on
What 6 letter word that starts with P are they censoring?
kidthorazine on
The funny thing is they are all lying about their height, all of the sources that list his height at 6’9” also have Trump at 6’3” when his actual medical records that he release have him at just over 6′
dontquestionmek on
You know, my brain didn’t immediately go to “pissed” and the only word I could think of that would need to be censored is “penised”
NirgalFromMars on
Dude’s fighting a teenager who’s not even fighting him, and losing.
bnelson7694 on
I feel like the two got together and planned this to get off on the attention.
kaadj on
Oh so now there’s and ERIC Trump all of a sudden?
RiflemanLax on
Eric shouldn’t be worried about his height, he should be worried about them upper case gums and lower case teeth.
SkinnyGetLucky on
Is Eric the cokehead, or the forgettable dumb one?
Roadstar01 on
6’9″ ??
Which basketball player do you think she banged?
this-guy1979 on
I would hate it if my brother penised me off.
ArminTanz on
Is Barron actually Donald’s kid?? Has there ever been a test.
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Why does Barron, the largest child, not simply eat the other ones?
His own lack of intelligence should be what pisses him off. At least it’s something that can be controlled unlike a person’s height.
Like father, like son—petty.
Petty man Eric is
Wait they censored “pisses”?! And Barron is almost 7ft tall?! Is this like how trump is “6ft3”?
Man, I don’t know, this headline just sounds like pleasantly joking blended family stuff, older brother acknowledging little bro’s height.
Eric’s identity was the tall Trump; what does he have now that Barron’s taller.
Eric and Barron should duke it out in the octagon on the lawn of the White House. Fight, fight, fight for daddy’s love!
So he’s jealous about the height of the guy? something nobody could affect? The pettiness is unreal.
As one comedian (Drew Dunn) said, the only thing Baron did in his life is growing.
Barron pulls him off?
That whole family is sick! Sick in the head!
Why divorce when he’s sooo close?
What a baby 🤦♀️
Question: Who is Barron’s real father?
Is this the Onion?
Eric Trump is almost 42yo and jealous of a teenager 😂
To which don said “who’s Eric?”
Well, Trudeau’s a tall guy
How tall where the children Trump raped?
Eric who?
“P***** him off” is the retardian slang for “pumped him off” right?
What 6 letter word that starts with P are they censoring?
The funny thing is they are all lying about their height, all of the sources that list his height at 6’9” also have Trump at 6’3” when his actual medical records that he release have him at just over 6′
You know, my brain didn’t immediately go to “pissed” and the only word I could think of that would need to be censored is “penised”
Dude’s fighting a teenager who’s not even fighting him, and losing.
I feel like the two got together and planned this to get off on the attention.
Oh so now there’s and ERIC Trump all of a sudden?
Eric shouldn’t be worried about his height, he should be worried about them upper case gums and lower case teeth.
Is Eric the cokehead, or the forgettable dumb one?
6’9″ ??
Which basketball player do you think she banged?
I would hate it if my brother penised me off.
Is Barron actually Donald’s kid?? Has there ever been a test.