I’ve never been able to figure out what his obsession is with Portland. The best I can come up with is that it’s in the Pacific Northwest, it’s not a huge tourist destination, probably almost nobody MAGA has ever been there, so he can just lie about it being a war zone and they’ll believe it because it’s a pretty liberal city. These people are just riding their bikes to work and drinking coffee. It’s one of the most chill cities in the US.
IzzaPizza22 on
Make a MAGA version of this, and Obama’s is “The Concept of Human Life Itself.”
digitydigitydoo on
Portland should be “the American people”
NWStormbreaker on
Portland is where snowflakes melt.
Blue hair makes them irrationally upset.
DerpyDoodleDude on
I thought stairs would be his nemesis , also the truth !
MoeSzyslakMonobrow on
TFGs primary enemy is the truth.
mrmoe198 on
Hey now, he just sent federalized IL national guard troops into Chicago. Put that city up on there too.
haveananus on
Also knowledge. Also science. Also people who wish to change the current state of their wiener ownership.
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I’ve never been able to figure out what his obsession is with Portland. The best I can come up with is that it’s in the Pacific Northwest, it’s not a huge tourist destination, probably almost nobody MAGA has ever been there, so he can just lie about it being a war zone and they’ll believe it because it’s a pretty liberal city. These people are just riding their bikes to work and drinking coffee. It’s one of the most chill cities in the US.
Make a MAGA version of this, and Obama’s is “The Concept of Human Life Itself.”
Portland should be “the American people”
Portland is where snowflakes melt.
Blue hair makes them irrationally upset.
I thought stairs would be his nemesis , also the truth !
TFGs primary enemy is the truth.
Hey now, he just sent federalized IL national guard troops into Chicago. Put that city up on there too.
Also knowledge. Also science. Also people who wish to change the current state of their wiener ownership.
Don’t forget escalators.
I mean, it’s scary!!
