What was that about fat people in the military again?

    by seeebiscuit

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    1. JordySkateboardy808 on

      Much as I hate to see them in Portland, they’re not a bunch of fatties. This post doesn’t make much sense.

    2. writersblock2002 on

      Man, this reminds me so much of Kandahar, back when we would sprint past the Tim Horton’s on the boardwalk to run a mission with the ANA.

      Clearly Portland has fallen…

    3. No line? Last time I was there I just wanted to try a couple donuts. But I had to line up for 30-40 minutes. So I ended up getting a couple dozen. They were good though

    4. perplexedparallax on

      Is this why Hegseth gave that speech about not being fat? He knew before they got sent that Portland and Chicago are full of the enemy foods.

    5. There’s winning, and there’s winning with donuts. So much winning to go around for everyone. This is how glorious war stories are made.

    6. Look how dangerous it is. Things are so incredibly bad in Portland, THEY HAVE TO STAND WHILE THEY EAT THEIR DONUTS 😱😱😱😱😱 Can you imagine living somewhere so horrific? Make sure we send them lots kf thoughts and prayers.

    7. A few donuts won’t make anyone fat, let alone a bunch of men who are walking around and standing all day; they are young and already fit.
      I think the facepalm is shaming people for getting a treat and accusing others of ‘getting or being fat’.

    8. Let’s try and remember, the National Guard is not the enemy. These lads signed up to help people, or even just to help themselves pay for college. They didn’t sign up ever thinking an overweight oompa loompa would send them to US cities half supplied on incredibly poorly defined missions. Frankly I’d rather see them eating donuts or picking up trash than pointing guns at or taking rights away from protesters.

      Not for nothing, but these pictures are also excellent to send to your boomer relatives or coworkers who are just so worried about Portland burning down yet again.

    9. Is this AI? Like I’m not joking, I can’t fucking tell anymore and it is infuriating.

    10. Traditional-Leg-1574 on

      Dearest Mother,
      We spent the entire night sleepless because of radical anti fascists in animal costumes. Our rations didn’t come through because of the shut down and we were forced to eat voodoo donuts from the radical left bakery.

    11. NOOOOO YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HE ON PICTURE TAKEN AFTER CAMPING OUT NEAR THE GUARD FOR HOURS WAITING FOR MULTIPLE FAT GUYS AND NO SKINNY GUYS TO BE IN FRAME!!!!1111

    12. ElectronicTrade7039 on

      These guys look fit compared to the TX National Guard that arrived in Chicago for the “war zone.” Those dudes all looked like they ate a half a cow before they arrived.

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