The United States is a deeply unserious country that we should all take very seriously.
spoiledandmistreated on
I still have my box they came in…😂😂
RustyBrassInstrument on
NO BEARDOS!!
NO FATTIES!!
StOnEy333 on
How can they so casually be eating donuts when there is a war raging in this city?
kalamazoo43 on
Ahhh hey look it’s “war torn” Portland
Budget_Llama_Shoes on
Remember in Dances with Wolves, when posted in enemy territory, Lieutenant John Dunbar gradually integrated into the Native American culture and eventually fought against the U.S. army? This is the 2025 version
Br00nster on
Where’s Snow White?
brainser on
Why were they served donuts?
Bwilderedwanderer on
I’m disappointed in the donut shop serving them
EssenceReavers on
Portland is so war torn that that can eat donuts peacefully lmao
choopie-chup-chup on
Those better be keto friendly maple bacon doughnuts
excellent_rektangle on
*Dearest Mother,*
*I fear morale amongst the men maybe at an all time low as provisions run low, and the selection at our beloved mercantile has become scarce.*
*Gone are the maple bacon and the chocolate glazed, and the blueberry crunch are nowhere to be found. Coffee bean stores are perilously low, and I fear that soon all we’ll have left is decaffeinated beverage and some sort of fruity confection topped with what’s called a “pebble.”*
*I yearn for home, may you and father keep me in your prayers. Give my best to the goats.*
*Your beloved son,*
*Pvt. Ethan J Marmalade*
BurpelsonAFB on
The history books will recall the horrible loss at the Battle of the Carbs
darodardar_Inc on
“grandpa, what was it like being deployed in Portland during the great Diddlin Don Wars?”
lordgix2 on
Blue Star is better
vincethered on
These guys are all going to be disciplined for making Trump look foolish. That’s the only crime left in this country.
Last_Blackfyre on
Wait until we see pics of the TX guard chowing down on deep dish pizza and hot dogs
GreenAldiers on
Uh… Pete, you better get in here!
SkepticAntiseptic on
Im happy to see them smiling and holding donuts… much better than yelling and pointing guns.
Doozenburg on
PTSDonuts
shibiwan on
I’m in Chicago the restaurants are refusing to serve ICE agents…
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What was that about fat people in the military?
The United States is a deeply unserious country that we should all take very seriously.
I still have my box they came in…😂😂
NO BEARDOS!!
NO FATTIES!!
How can they so casually be eating donuts when there is a war raging in this city?
Ahhh hey look it’s “war torn” Portland
Remember in Dances with Wolves, when posted in enemy territory, Lieutenant John Dunbar gradually integrated into the Native American culture and eventually fought against the U.S. army? This is the 2025 version
Where’s Snow White?
Why were they served donuts?
I’m disappointed in the donut shop serving them
Portland is so war torn that that can eat donuts peacefully lmao
Those better be keto friendly maple bacon doughnuts
*Dearest Mother,*
*I fear morale amongst the men maybe at an all time low as provisions run low, and the selection at our beloved mercantile has become scarce.*
*Gone are the maple bacon and the chocolate glazed, and the blueberry crunch are nowhere to be found. Coffee bean stores are perilously low, and I fear that soon all we’ll have left is decaffeinated beverage and some sort of fruity confection topped with what’s called a “pebble.”*
*I yearn for home, may you and father keep me in your prayers. Give my best to the goats.*
*Your beloved son,*
*Pvt. Ethan J Marmalade*
The history books will recall the horrible loss at the Battle of the Carbs
“grandpa, what was it like being deployed in Portland during the great Diddlin Don Wars?”
Blue Star is better
These guys are all going to be disciplined for making Trump look foolish. That’s the only crime left in this country.
Wait until we see pics of the TX guard chowing down on deep dish pizza and hot dogs
Uh… Pete, you better get in here!
Im happy to see them smiling and holding donuts… much better than yelling and pointing guns.
PTSDonuts
I’m in Chicago the restaurants are refusing to serve ICE agents…
#No shirt, no shoes, no servICE!