Isn’t this sub supposed to be for political humor? Calling him dementia Don and repeating these same stupid stories is not inherently a joke. Make fun of the President, don’t just amplify his bullshit.
h20poIo on
Taxpayers dollars.
sunny5724 on
You mean the billions of dollars the American consumer put on the tariff shelf?
Chumlee1917 on
What even is a tariff shelf?
GreenAldiers on
The tariff shelf is right next to the Whopper Button.
angstt on
wut
Fabulous_Soup_521 on
He should be in a memory unit.
BeCurious7563 on
Hey, now that you have that *cough* tax *cough* tariff money, could you possibly fix our crumbling infrastructure or fund Medicaid??
picvegita6687 on
That’s not how any of this works!
KingMobScene on
The_Lawn_Ninja on
And so Donald Trump, the specialist boy in the world with the biggest dick and the most money, grabbed a few trillion off the Tariff Shelf, then marched straight down to Wall Street, threw open the doors of The Stock Market, and used the tariff trillions to do a business and save the economy with his amazing Powers of the Deal!
And then everyone clapped!
J0niboii on
Brooo. I should really check the tariff for date night. What kind of a silly goose am I for not checking that
davidlpool1982 on
I’m pretty sure he used this line before a few months ago during one of his photo shoot/lawn scrums. Almost word for word except for the stupid shelf part.
MessagingMatters on
Check the bank accounts of U.S. taxpayers who buy imported goods (so basically everyone). That’s where it was taken from.
KhunDavid on
Sir is a word I would never address him.
SDF5-0 on
What an imagination! It’s amazing how quickly he comes up with such random b.s.
Amazing-Exit-2213 on
Not the first time Donnie has mentioned the “tariff shelf” and the lapdogs, in what now constitutes, the White House “Press Corps” doesn’t bat an eye.
PiskoWK on
He tells this lie all the time now. Tariff shelf…. lmao. ENough for today peepop.
Ok_Syllabub1099 on
Oh you mean the new TRUMP TAX on the American consumer. Thanks DJT, good to see your keeping it safe on the tarrif shelf. WTF 🤬 the man does not have enough marbles to watch a fish.
Free_Dome_Lover on
Didn’t he say this months ago? Recirculating or he said it again?
If he said it again it’s da da da dementia!
olmytgawd on
Who talks like this fr?
kapnkool on
Who is they??
MerrillSwingAway on
“and then everyone clapped for me”
Unstable_Unicorn_444 on
Gaslighting at its finest.
BrianOconneR34 on
It was right next to the self tanner and Epstein files shelf.
un_theist on
“WE VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE BIDENOMICS WAS MAKING EVERYTHING MORE EXPENSIVE! PAYING EVEN MORE FOR EVERYTHING UNDER TRUMP IS PATRIOTIC! WE LOVE TARIFFS!”
Noobhammer3000 on
“Check the tariff shelf.”
His brain is COOKED.
Available-Drama-276 on
I find it mortifying that he thinks a story about his team not knowing where billions came from makes him look good.
THSSFC on
“Check the *tariff shelf?*”
What the fuck does he think taxes work like?
drunk_funky_chipmunk on
I will never understand who “they” is…but it’s always “they” said this or are saying that
Nathanfatherhouse on
Ok so shelf isn’t being used literally right? Like this is some money term I don’t know right? He doesn’t think that the money is on an actual shelf… Right?
paintsbynumberz on
The tariff shelf??!!?? Is he 12?
BeTheBall- on
When random nebulous “they” says something, it always means he simply made it up.
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Isn’t this sub supposed to be for political humor? Calling him dementia Don and repeating these same stupid stories is not inherently a joke. Make fun of the President, don’t just amplify his bullshit.
Taxpayers dollars.
You mean the billions of dollars the American consumer put on the tariff shelf?
What even is a tariff shelf?
The tariff shelf is right next to the Whopper Button.
wut
He should be in a memory unit.
Hey, now that you have that *cough* tax *cough* tariff money, could you possibly fix our crumbling infrastructure or fund Medicaid??
That’s not how any of this works!
And so Donald Trump, the specialist boy in the world with the biggest dick and the most money, grabbed a few trillion off the Tariff Shelf, then marched straight down to Wall Street, threw open the doors of The Stock Market, and used the tariff trillions to do a business and save the economy with his amazing Powers of the Deal!
And then everyone clapped!
Brooo. I should really check the tariff for date night. What kind of a silly goose am I for not checking that
I’m pretty sure he used this line before a few months ago during one of his photo shoot/lawn scrums. Almost word for word except for the stupid shelf part.
Check the bank accounts of U.S. taxpayers who buy imported goods (so basically everyone). That’s where it was taken from.
Sir is a word I would never address him.
What an imagination! It’s amazing how quickly he comes up with such random b.s.
Not the first time Donnie has mentioned the “tariff shelf” and the lapdogs, in what now constitutes, the White House “Press Corps” doesn’t bat an eye.
He tells this lie all the time now. Tariff shelf…. lmao. ENough for today peepop.
Oh you mean the new TRUMP TAX on the American consumer. Thanks DJT, good to see your keeping it safe on the tarrif shelf. WTF 🤬 the man does not have enough marbles to watch a fish.
Didn’t he say this months ago? Recirculating or he said it again?
If he said it again it’s da da da dementia!
Who talks like this fr?
Who is they??
“and then everyone clapped for me”
Gaslighting at its finest.
It was right next to the self tanner and Epstein files shelf.
“WE VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE BIDENOMICS WAS MAKING EVERYTHING MORE EXPENSIVE! PAYING EVEN MORE FOR EVERYTHING UNDER TRUMP IS PATRIOTIC! WE LOVE TARIFFS!”
“Check the tariff shelf.”
His brain is COOKED.
I find it mortifying that he thinks a story about his team not knowing where billions came from makes him look good.
“Check the *tariff shelf?*”
What the fuck does he think taxes work like?
I will never understand who “they” is…but it’s always “they” said this or are saying that
Ok so shelf isn’t being used literally right? Like this is some money term I don’t know right? He doesn’t think that the money is on an actual shelf… Right?
The tariff shelf??!!?? Is he 12?
When random nebulous “they” says something, it always means he simply made it up.
What a stupid old man.