>”The major problem, one of the major problems, for there are several, with governing people is that of who you get to do it. Or, rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well known and much lamented fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
MissingMichigan on
I can just see it now:
Trump Citizenship Cards
EarlyBirdWithAWorm on
That’s not really for him to decide. The constitution guarantees citizenship by birth
Strange_Shadows-45 on
But it’s ok because only brown people will have to prove their citizenship.
Snarky75 on
Umm that is all I have as a citizen. I was born here and I don’t have a passport.
Agreeable_Winter737 on
“Trump’s order”?
ISEGaming on
Is he wearing black gloves to hide the necrosis on his hand? 🤣
Abrandnewrapture on
tf else can i provide as proof?
SingularityCentral on
The big orange baby wants to be king. But his health is failing and he knows it. So all he can do is whine and cry and throw tantrums before the inevitable chill closes in.
The_Milesy on
what constitution?
AutumnSparky on
Sauce? I’m not finding this.
Effective-Listen-559 on
So can the deport him!
Ok_Coyote9326 on
Fuck this moron.
Kiss-a-Cod on
America will now have a tiered membership system like a country club. Gentlemen must wear a jacket in the bar.
meowsaysdexter on
Just gotta give him $5 million and he’ll let you in.
Pickle_ninja on
The ones cheering this now are the same jackasses that would yell at border patrol saying they didnt have to show papers because they were a sovereign citizen!
stokeskid on
Does this mean I can’t drive into Canada with only the kids’ birth cert or else I risk my kids being stuck in Canada? Serious question. Keeping up with 3 minors’ frequent passport replacements is a pain in the ass. We have a trip planned in a few weeks. Ugh
Adventurous_Ideal909 on
Its probably just going to be like a 6 pointed yellow star embroidered on the front of your clothing making it wasy to spot a citizen at a distance.
Immer_Susse on
What else is there?
ChefAsstastic on
Dickhead doesn’t have that authority
Nipplasia2 on
What else is there to prove we were born here?
jawndell on
War on Latino Americans continue
oldcreaker on
But birth certificate is what’s required to get any other identification – how is that going to work?
Due_You1837 on
Where’s Melania’s?
Martian13 on
I hope they deport me someplace warm.
Lord_Runestone on
Service Guarantees Citizenship
fungi_at_parties on
So what the fuck determines it? If MAGA likes you?
PolloConTeriyaki on
Most rednecks don’t know how to fill out other paperwork…
ParfaitThat654 on
The gloves hide my tiny hands.
Practicality_Issue on
Is it just me or does Trump sound more and more like Dr Evil every day?
“The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy…”
What a 🤡
CroatianSensation79 on
And idiots said both sides are the same. Holy fuck what an insane time we live in.
cndn-hoya on
Then what’s the fucking point of a birth certificate …?
pichael289 on
So what do I use to prove it? I’ve lived in Ohio for 35 years, is it just me being white at this point? Man i tan every summer, working out in the sun, I look Mexican by the end of the year. Am I gonna get deported too? I’m “mayonnaise is spicy” white so let’s see what happens. If I see an ice vehicle I’ma park in front of it and pull my distributor cap or a fuse and act like I only speak German.
I only know a few words but they don’t know any so I can distract them for a few hours at least. I know how to say “eat my shit” in German so I’ma say that over and over and over in different cases. Essem mine schße!. Du est mine schße? Essen wir schße! It’s been a while but I can be convincing if you don’t know the basic highschool course language.
Robthebold on
Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she was a citizen of the Federation.
ultralayzer on
Uhhh, what will they accept? I mean, like, for a vast majority of us, birthright citizenship is what we have and there’s no proof other than a little piece of paper that says where we were born.
csfshrink on
Trump’s goons have been given the green light by SCROTUS to detain people who look like they might be immigrants. But some of them actually have birth certificates in the US, which is inconvenient.
So this allows ICE to move to deport you even if you were born in the USA, just because they think you weren’t.
Facts are just too inconvenient for this administration.
Shaqtacious on
US 10 million for a citizenship card incoming
psypher98 on
Sooo… Melania deportation when? Because she wants bron in the US and was here on an expired visa.
AngelTheMarvel on
How long until people have to prove their parents are also citizens, and their parents’ parents?
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>”The major problem, one of the major problems, for there are several, with governing people is that of who you get to do it. Or, rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well known and much lamented fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
I can just see it now:
Trump Citizenship Cards
That’s not really for him to decide. The constitution guarantees citizenship by birth
But it’s ok because only brown people will have to prove their citizenship.
Umm that is all I have as a citizen. I was born here and I don’t have a passport.
“Trump’s order”?
Is he wearing black gloves to hide the necrosis on his hand? 🤣
tf else can i provide as proof?
The big orange baby wants to be king. But his health is failing and he knows it. So all he can do is whine and cry and throw tantrums before the inevitable chill closes in.
what constitution?
Sauce? I’m not finding this.
So can the deport him!
Fuck this moron.
America will now have a tiered membership system like a country club. Gentlemen must wear a jacket in the bar.
Just gotta give him $5 million and he’ll let you in.
The ones cheering this now are the same jackasses that would yell at border patrol saying they didnt have to show papers because they were a sovereign citizen!
Does this mean I can’t drive into Canada with only the kids’ birth cert or else I risk my kids being stuck in Canada? Serious question. Keeping up with 3 minors’ frequent passport replacements is a pain in the ass. We have a trip planned in a few weeks. Ugh
Its probably just going to be like a 6 pointed yellow star embroidered on the front of your clothing making it wasy to spot a citizen at a distance.
What else is there?
Dickhead doesn’t have that authority
What else is there to prove we were born here?
War on Latino Americans continue
But birth certificate is what’s required to get any other identification – how is that going to work?
Where’s Melania’s?
I hope they deport me someplace warm.
Service Guarantees Citizenship
So what the fuck determines it? If MAGA likes you?
Most rednecks don’t know how to fill out other paperwork…
The gloves hide my tiny hands.
Is it just me or does Trump sound more and more like Dr Evil every day?
“The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy…”
What a 🤡
And idiots said both sides are the same. Holy fuck what an insane time we live in.
Then what’s the fucking point of a birth certificate …?
So what do I use to prove it? I’ve lived in Ohio for 35 years, is it just me being white at this point? Man i tan every summer, working out in the sun, I look Mexican by the end of the year. Am I gonna get deported too? I’m “mayonnaise is spicy” white so let’s see what happens. If I see an ice vehicle I’ma park in front of it and pull my distributor cap or a fuse and act like I only speak German.
I only know a few words but they don’t know any so I can distract them for a few hours at least. I know how to say “eat my shit” in German so I’ma say that over and over and over in different cases. Essem mine schße!. Du est mine schße? Essen wir schße! It’s been a while but I can be convincing if you don’t know the basic highschool course language.
Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she was a citizen of the Federation.
Uhhh, what will they accept? I mean, like, for a vast majority of us, birthright citizenship is what we have and there’s no proof other than a little piece of paper that says where we were born.
Trump’s goons have been given the green light by SCROTUS to detain people who look like they might be immigrants. But some of them actually have birth certificates in the US, which is inconvenient.
So this allows ICE to move to deport you even if you were born in the USA, just because they think you weren’t.
Facts are just too inconvenient for this administration.
US 10 million for a citizenship card incoming
Sooo… Melania deportation when? Because she wants bron in the US and was here on an expired visa.
How long until people have to prove their parents are also citizens, and their parents’ parents?
Lemme see Melanie’s birth certificate!