Not a Cop

    by andrewgdaddy

    27 Comments

    1. SignificantDrawer374 on

      Guy should have put the letters on the inside so they’re backwards, and then look right from a rearview mirror

    2. Granny_knows_best on

      I used to have a blue Jeep Wrangler and I put red kayak pads on the luggage rack. I didnt realize why cars would always be going under the speed limit until my husband noticed one day when I was following him, that I looked like a police car.

      Crazy thing is, the real police cars stopped using those light bars a long long time ago.

      I took them off and things went back to normal.

    3. It should be backward, like they do on the ambulances. So it reads correctly in your rear view mirror.

    4. chumlySparkFire on

      But it needs to be mirror flipped so it reads well for the fool you are tail gating, idiot.

    5. In the early 90s, I was driving and noticed a cop behind me. I slowed down just to be safe. After a minute, the cop blared his horn, then got on the speaker to tell me I was driving too slow. I was going 2mph under the speed limit.

      He hit the horn and speaker again, so I sped up. At about 5mph over the speed limit, he hit the lights, pulled me over, and gave me a ticket.

      I would 100% believe a cop would pull the above.

    6. There’s a guy I know that went out and deliberately bought an Explorer and tricked it out with a grill guard expecting it was going to get people out of his way thinking he was LEO and it did the exact opposite, people start slamming brakes and driving like 10 under and shit all around him lol.

      When he’s up close you can tell it’s not a cruiser but his dumb ass will be flying down the interstate and gets aggravated when all of a sudden people start knotting up in front of him, afraid to accelerate and complete a pass because what looks like a cop is flying up behind them and they dont know if they got clipped on radar or wtf.

      Oh my god it makes me laugh. I’ve been out with him and watched people just get all pensive and goofy around him with my own two eyes. The whole time hes going anywhere its like “OMG JUST GO ALREADY JESUS!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING 10 IN A 25?!?!” Really backfired on him with that whole plan lmao

    7. my “i’m not a cop” windshield sticker has prompted a lot of people to ask me whether or not i’m a cop, and i always refer them back to the windshield sticker

    8. capnlatenight on

      I always drive exactly the speed limit.

      It’s legally *impossible* for me to drive any faster.

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