Appreciate the update, now where’s the funeral livestream?

    by Capable_Sock4011

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    1. naughtyBlushy on

      Wool head just does stupid things. He thinks running the country is like playing with his toys when he was still a spoiled child. Oh wait…. He’s still a spoiled child. He never grew up

    2. I happy to see he’s owning the vagina neck. I want this. It would be the most defaced currency in history. MAGA, I have my Dremel all ready to go.

    3. You think they won’t do it while he’s alive? After all the other shit he’s gotten away with?

    4. As worthless as the tin his face would be stamped on. I’d melt them down to cast a toilet seat and line my septic system.

    5. Let’s be real, Donald Trump’s face should be on the newly minted meme coin that’s worth 14 cents

    6. Grizzle_prizzle37 on

      I guess it would be okay. But only if he keeps the being dead part of the bargain. I don’t use coins anyway.

    7. Dramatic_Diver7146 on

      I’ll take that trade. Shit, you can pay me in trump coins for life if he agrees to choke on a big mac today.

    8. horrendosaurus on

      On that special day I’m throwing a rave/orgy at my house and you’re all invited!

    9. >Fun Fact: Only dead people can be on US currency

      Much Less Fun Fact: This is not a proposal to put Trump on US currency. And the law that restricts images on currency to dead people, does not mention coins.

      The 1866 act says, “Hereafter no portrait or likeness of any living person shall be engraved or placed upon any of the bonds, securities, notes, or postal currency of the United States.”

      This might just be legal. 🤮

    10. diverareyouokay on

      >The Presidential $1 Coin Act of 2005 specifically prohibited a former or current president from being featured on the coins while living. The law stipulated that a president must be deceased for at least two years to be eligible for the series.

      Not that a law will stop King Cheetoh from having currency with his face on it. After all, all of the other monarchs and dictators have their face on money, why can’t Cheetoh?

    11. It’s against Federal Law just for this exact reason! This restriction, which has roots in an 1866 Act of Congress, was established to prevent the appearance of a monarchy and to avoid political bias in the design of the nation’s money. THESE FORE FATHERS ANTICIPATED A SHAMELESS FUCK LIKE TRUMP BACK IN THE 1860s.

    12. Not_My_Emperor on

      Why is there an end date? 1776-2026?

      I mean the dude is the fucking epitaph of our country personified I’m just surprised to see them so open with it

    13. DrumpfTinyHands on

      I think that on Monday or Tuesday this guy will actually finally qualify to be eligible to be on a US coin.

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