Like, please, keep that to yourself. That goes for EVERYONE.

    by not-ulquiorr4_

    33 Comments

    1. SweetCuteness on

      some conversations really need to stay in the group chat and not make it to the workplace

    2. “we keep trying for a baby but nothing’s happened yet” – a gay couple with a sense of humor

    3. ChillWithShannon on

      Some thoughts are best left in drafts, especially when HR could turn it into a meeting.

    4. LifeguardPotential97 on

      If a straight couple was going into that much detail about their intercourse I’d also have issues, since them being gay doesn’t excuse them from over sharing by describing what they did during sex? It’s still inappropriate unless for some reason the person you are talking to is chill with it.

    5. Emergency_Panic6121 on

      Yup those are the exact same sentences. No difference whatsoever.

      Quick question. In your office setting are you allowed to tell someone they are a stupid fuck who should re-read that email? Or are you supposed to say something like: “as per my last email”

      See, some things might have the same meaning, but can be said in more appropriate ways.

    6. I’m not sure here chief. If there’s to dudes banging and I know both of them I would like to bee happy for them.

    7. ,,I love your cooking. It’s absolutely delicious.”

      Vs.

      ,,I can’t wait until I dump all of it to the ocean in three different colours and from three separate holes”

    8. Shut_up_and_Respawn on

      Telling your family “we’ve been trying to have a baby” is the same as “Yeah, we’ve been rawdogging it every night”

    9. This is big facts. Like you are so weird for telling people that you’re trying to get pregnant. I don’t come to work bragging about the 3 way I had last nite.

    10. I mean, that is about where my brain goes when people say they’re trying for a baby.

      I figured y’all were having sex, you didn’t need to tell me *how* you’re having it.

    11. That might actually be a valid HR call.

      Sure, the concepts are similar if not the same, is mentioning it while the other is oversharing.

    12. Nah still totally different. One is just sex, the other is telling you have a huge life goal intended.

    13. Running_Rampant on

      If you’re first thought when someone is trying for a family is “lol sex” then you’re a) definitely not old enough to have a baby b) maybe not old enough to have a job and c) possibly still a baby yourself and d) probably shouldn’t be having sex.

      Like, come on. “We’re going to start a real family and our whole lives are going to change dramatically, how terrifying and exciting and I need to share”. When someone says “I graduated, I’m going to college” is your first thought “hehe they’re gonna have sex?” Chill out

    14. Handsome121duck on

      People on reddit will do anything to make the natural desire for children seem gross or weird. It’s not weird. It hasn’t been weird since man first pulled itself from the primordial goo. Is there a term for perpetually reddit people? It’s like edgelords but a specific brand.

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