BREAKING: Trump Deploys Marines to Protect Portland From Baristas

    by Reg_Cliff

    36 Comments

    1. interwebz_2021 on

      Yep – good news – Portland has all the troops it needs (zero) already. Job done! Good work – take the W and move on!

    2. I didn’t realize the Epstein Files were being hidden away by rebel forces in Portland!

      Praise Be our heroic President Drumpf for helping liberate the city to release these important historical documents!

      Thank you for your attention to this fatter!

    3. Faux News is reporting riots. We here actually in Portland describe these as people walking around.

    4. AGuyWhoBrokeBad on

      Antifa gathering to fight off the military occupation.

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    5. Current-Lobster-44 on

      Thank you DJT. Lately when I drive into Portland, I have to evade mortar fire from radical PSU students. I can’t even get boutique donuts because most of the shops are just rubble now.

    6. Now let’s see if these marines take their oath (to the constitution, not to Trump) seriously…

    7. TheArmoursmith on

      These increasingly look like those crazy statements you see on Russian state media.

    8. If they can get away with these blatant and obvious lies what’s next? Arresting Democratic members of Congress for being terrorists?

    9. NumerousTaste on

      Can’t stop lying! Red states are ravaged with crime and murders more than blue states. Sick she’s such a liar! Disgraceful!

    10. MatrixSurfer5280 on

      Just dropping the sarcasm and jokes for a second, can we really not all agree this is absolutely🦇💩 insane? “War-ravaged”?

      EDIT: Grammar & emojis

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    11. Roadtrippers4 on

      When this is all over, this woman should be shamed every single minute of every day that she is in a public setting. She shouldn’t be allowed a moment of peace for the rest of her life. Absolute lying, traitorous, trash bag.

    12. Otherwise_Parsnip640 on

      Every accusion is a confession of intent with these people. Be aware. Be safe. Don’t lose sight that violence is their goal to justify further acts of violence. Stay mindful of that fact of intent.

    13. Chocolat-Pralin on

      How she can see her face in a mirror every day?
      She’s catholic if I remember correctly, each of her lies in the name of DJT, it’s a sin.

    14. This isn’t even funny, he wants to attack peaceful blue cities. He wants to ☠️ us.

    15. PuzzleheadedTrade763 on

      Ok, but we had all better be ok with the news 3 years from now that President Newsome is “Sending in the Marines to eliminate the scourge of privately held firearms in Texas.”

    16. greyhairedcoder on

      Where are our reporters? This type of statement should be questioned/ridiculed/ fact checked on the spot! Spineless people!

    17. LordNemissary on

      Portland must be protected from… *Checks notes*… From the residents of Portland.

    18. This is one of the scariest people in Maga. To day in and day out repeat and defend factually incorrect statements in service of the organisation, knowing that the people she serves are corrupt, racist, misogynistic and homophobic while wearing that cross takes a special kind of soulless hypocrite

    19. Right_Turnover490 on

      As a Canadian I may consider lifting my US travel boycott to go and visit Portland, by all accounts it actually seems like a pretty chill place – for a warzone.

    20. This is all because Trump, as his brain has rotted inside that fat dumb orange head, has himself become a victim of Fox News propaganda. He’s no longer in on the joke. If the dorks at Fox want something done, all they have to do is run a segment about whatever non-existent crisis will get Trump fired up. He’s a senile old man with literal brain damage, who surrounds himself with sniveling little twerps that take advantage of his senility to enact their own pathetic revenge schemes, all because absolutely no one liked them when they were growing up. Why do they hate everyone that isn’t a right-winger? Because we’re normal and fit in with a civilized society and they’re not normal and simply cannot.

    21. MillerTime5858 on

      This is nothing but fascism. To call it anything else is a lie and completely disingenuous and dangerous.

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