being in a bubble with a chimp



    by bisdikofian

    45 Comments

    1. TIL that redditors will be synincal about fucking ANYTHING.

      Jesus, some of you need to touch grass.

    2. With all honor and respect to the late Jane Goodall, who documented much about these creatures during her life, there is zero chance I would ever be anywhere near one of those damned animals

    3. Fearless-Educator573 on

      i fucking love chimps but would never like to be trapped with one

      crazy strength in a small body

    4. Bright_Step5133 on

      I can’t see a chimp without thinking of that one lady that got mangled by her pet chimp.. 😭

    5. How long can they actually stay in there without the CO2 content getting noticeably to high? But very funny video, the chimp not wanting to go into the water and then jumping on the guy`s back was hilarious XD

    6. Destination_Centauri on

      Whelp…

      After nearly 5 personal decades of life on Planet Earth on my part…

      I seriously thought I’ve seen it all!

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      But I guess not. Boy was I wrong!

      Cause I have to admit: this particular scenario happening, certainly never-ever once would have occured to me, or appeared on my Future-Weird-Predictions Bingo-List. That’s for sure!

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      Anyways… I’m not even sure how such a convoluted-evolution-of-a-scenario would even remotely evolve or come to be?!

      It would have to be something like, some guy makes friends with a chimpanzee. And perhaps that chimpanzee is named something like “Bubbles” (sorry Michael Jackson!). And then that guy spends something like a decade or so of his life earning the trust of the chimpanzee, and bonding with him, and training him.

      And then suddenly one morning is like:

      “You know what Bubbles? Maybe you and I should totally ride and own a real giant plastic bubble! Ya! That would be so friggen awesome! Let’s do it! Let’s do it together Bubbles! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ah… Ah… Sorry Bubbles, I was just tripping out there on a hit of acid. But still… Let’s TOTALLY do it! And then we’ll post it on the Internet, and draw Reddit’s attention, and we’ll be totally f’cking famous for life! Together Bubbles! Together forever!”

    7. Do you know how strong a monkey is? It would rip your dick off like a celery stalk. Throw that shit in the tall grass, never to be seen again.

    8. lazerayfraser on

      The moment the chimp is out of the bubble he reaches up to the other guy like *thank you for rescuing me from this idiocy*

    9. CerddwrRhyddid on

      Getting in an enclosed space with a wild animal known to tear things apart.

      That’s a lot of trust.

    10. frauleinfairy on

      His dad is the creepy guy with a harem from Tiger King. They do not take good care of these animals.

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