Any port in a storm eh? Never heard that one in a situation like this.
Iamstillalice on
This is something out of Reno 911
ATXDefenseAttorney on
This sheriff is a clown, Polk County is a hellhole, the cops are out of control.
Kobayashi_Maru186 on
Why does the sheriff seem to be taking this way too personally? 🤨
Automatic_Actuator_0 on
I can’t imagine context making this make sense, but is there any context here that would make it less insane and random?
jpjoe on
Honestly, the dude is decent looking as himself
PhillipTopicall on
Are the 31 charges for prostitution?
ownleechild on
“Oh, mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
To spend your lives in sin and misery
In the house of the rising sun”
The_Powers on
That sheriff has definitely hired many prostitutes.
killintime667 on
He sounds like he’s lived it
El_human on
Prostitutes don’t stay the night
_NightmareKingGrimm_ on
“Any port in a storm” is how the old folks used to reluctantly say “would.” 🤣
CharlieGator69 on
Grady is speaking from experience.
hhfugrr3 on
Wow that sheriff was not happy with the prostitute he ordered.
Fun-Swim-1599 on
My girlfriend wants to know his make-up routine. There must be several layers to cover up that dark shade and still have a smaller face at the end. He has skills.
giftopherz on
Sheriff is also fighting some demons… that boy ain’t right…
RandomName39483 on
And then there’s “double coyote ugly” where later in the day you chew off your other arm because you realize she is looking for a one-armed person.
Fun-Sugar-394 on
I was waiting for him to end with “and that’s why my wife left me”
SilverInteresting369 on
What hooker stays over? Surely that’s gonna cost extra!
userr7890 on
Is this a public service announcement or something? I don’t get what he’s trying to say is this a cautionary tale or what?
StuckInMotionInc on
Is this a story that happened to the Sheriff? He seems to be taking in this personally
BishlovesSquish on
This is legitimately the worst Idiocracy reboot ever.
Neologizer on
The Sheriff seems like he’s talking from personal experience…
rrebelrrabbi on
The Donald Trump effect. Our officials ain’t “official” anymore. They all behave with low class and a lack of dignity
LargeMerican on
What the fuck? This…eh…law enforcement official appears to be dissatisfied with the prostitute he ordered last night.
Cetophile on
Oh God, this idiot. Sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County, FL. Wants to be Joe Arapaio when he grows up but doesn’t have the cojones.
CommonConundrum51 on
Was this a cautionary message intended to educate ‘the children?’
DDHLeigh on
This for real? Seems like a skit out of Saturday Night Live rofl
Noisebug on
This described experience is oddly specific…
taekee on
Taking notes..
Order prostitute who lives with his mother…. wait HE lives with his mom. Now burning my notes and closing reddit.
snafe_ on
>so you order up a prostitute right
What a relatable story
Fine-Yesterday1812 on
Coyote ugly comment has us in tears!
Random_Chick_I_Guess on
Is dude just venting about his bad night or something
BeCurious7563 on
How is this considered professional??
Used_Intention6479 on
It sounds like Sheriff Grady knows what he’s talking about!
Biscuits4u2 on
There’s things in life you just can’t believe
Yes, I just witnessed this press conference.
mmccxi on
His wife found out so now “He’s really angry that his prostitutes keep winding up as black men…”
MJLDat on
Is this a confession?
robmobtrobbob on
Me thinks Sheriff Grady paid a visit to the prostitute in question.
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Aww, did this poor sheriff get catfished?
Any port in a storm eh? Never heard that one in a situation like this.
This is something out of Reno 911
This sheriff is a clown, Polk County is a hellhole, the cops are out of control.
Why does the sheriff seem to be taking this way too personally? 🤨
I can’t imagine context making this make sense, but is there any context here that would make it less insane and random?
Honestly, the dude is decent looking as himself
Are the 31 charges for prostitution?
“Oh, mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
To spend your lives in sin and misery
In the house of the rising sun”
That sheriff has definitely hired many prostitutes.
He sounds like he’s lived it
Prostitutes don’t stay the night
“Any port in a storm” is how the old folks used to reluctantly say “would.” 🤣
Grady is speaking from experience.
Wow that sheriff was not happy with the prostitute he ordered.
My girlfriend wants to know his make-up routine. There must be several layers to cover up that dark shade and still have a smaller face at the end. He has skills.
Sheriff is also fighting some demons… that boy ain’t right…
And then there’s “double coyote ugly” where later in the day you chew off your other arm because you realize she is looking for a one-armed person.
I was waiting for him to end with “and that’s why my wife left me”
What hooker stays over? Surely that’s gonna cost extra!
Is this a public service announcement or something? I don’t get what he’s trying to say is this a cautionary tale or what?
Is this a story that happened to the Sheriff? He seems to be taking in this personally
This is legitimately the worst Idiocracy reboot ever.
The Sheriff seems like he’s talking from personal experience…
The Donald Trump effect. Our officials ain’t “official” anymore. They all behave with low class and a lack of dignity
What the fuck? This…eh…law enforcement official appears to be dissatisfied with the prostitute he ordered last night.
Oh God, this idiot. Sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County, FL. Wants to be Joe Arapaio when he grows up but doesn’t have the cojones.
Was this a cautionary message intended to educate ‘the children?’
This for real? Seems like a skit out of Saturday Night Live rofl
This described experience is oddly specific…
Taking notes..
Order prostitute who lives with his mother…. wait HE lives with his mom. Now burning my notes and closing reddit.
>so you order up a prostitute right
What a relatable story
Coyote ugly comment has us in tears!
Is dude just venting about his bad night or something
How is this considered professional??
It sounds like Sheriff Grady knows what he’s talking about!
There’s things in life you just can’t believe
Yes, I just witnessed this press conference.
His wife found out so now “He’s really angry that his prostitutes keep winding up as black men…”
Is this a confession?
Me thinks Sheriff Grady paid a visit to the prostitute in question.