Imagine explaining to a medieval peasant that we buy 10ft skeletons for fun
Tight_Committee9423 on
Goddamn, that retro Jason mask is about to pay dividends!
Efficient_Fish2436 on
I wish this was true… But in reality, the worst monsters are only human.
IMSLI on
This discount Christian Nationalist is just sour that he didn’t get Raptured last week.
SilvAries on
Dark magic then : “thou must carve my sigil onto the yet beating heart of a fair maiden, on a moonless night of a Friday 13th, and only then shall I manifest on thy mortal plane”
Dark magic now : “5$ plastic skull at Walmart, take it or leave”
Assassinin_ on
That’s a lot of Ezekiels
HereOnCompanyTime on
I remember as a kid being forced to go to a church party that was supposed to be an alternative to Halloween. You had to wear biblical or “non offensive” costumes and they provided a list of examples. They did crappy booth games where you had to earn your candy. It had the whole “judgement house” thing instead of a haunted house where you walked into different rooms and it was just them screaming at you about how you’re a sinner and going to hell.
Anyways, my dad was a huge churchie at the time and even he thought it was stupid. We left early to go trick or treating.
skilliau on
Fuck me are people getting dumber or something?
Straight-Extreme-966 on
You’re allowed to believe whatever hot shit you like but the moment you start telling me what to believe is the day you get told to gfy
MrDundee666 on
Can you imagine being so brain-washed that you believe this.
grafknives on
So, spirit Halloween stores are pretty much full of demons and monster to the brim.
Comfortable_Swim_380 on
What I just read.
The problem with Halloween decorations… rest of post lost its mind.
space7889 on
Goddammit. I spent 3 whole dollars on that skeleton head, and now you tell me it *doesnt* summon a demon to eat my enemies?
I’m calling Satan to lodge a complaint.
pdirth on
What about slutty cat-girls? When women dress up like that on halloween are slutty demon cat-girls being summoned somewhere? ….asking for a friend & research. 😏
HealingPotato on
From the creators of ‘The War on Christmas’
This 2025, we bring you ‘The War on Halloween’ lol
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Imagine explaining to a medieval peasant that we buy 10ft skeletons for fun
Goddamn, that retro Jason mask is about to pay dividends!
I wish this was true… But in reality, the worst monsters are only human.
This discount Christian Nationalist is just sour that he didn’t get Raptured last week.
Dark magic then : “thou must carve my sigil onto the yet beating heart of a fair maiden, on a moonless night of a Friday 13th, and only then shall I manifest on thy mortal plane”
Dark magic now : “5$ plastic skull at Walmart, take it or leave”
That’s a lot of Ezekiels
I remember as a kid being forced to go to a church party that was supposed to be an alternative to Halloween. You had to wear biblical or “non offensive” costumes and they provided a list of examples. They did crappy booth games where you had to earn your candy. It had the whole “judgement house” thing instead of a haunted house where you walked into different rooms and it was just them screaming at you about how you’re a sinner and going to hell.
Anyways, my dad was a huge churchie at the time and even he thought it was stupid. We left early to go trick or treating.
Fuck me are people getting dumber or something?
You’re allowed to believe whatever hot shit you like but the moment you start telling me what to believe is the day you get told to gfy
Can you imagine being so brain-washed that you believe this.
So, spirit Halloween stores are pretty much full of demons and monster to the brim.
What I just read.
The problem with Halloween decorations… rest of post lost its mind.
Goddammit. I spent 3 whole dollars on that skeleton head, and now you tell me it *doesnt* summon a demon to eat my enemies?
I’m calling Satan to lodge a complaint.
What about slutty cat-girls? When women dress up like that on halloween are slutty demon cat-girls being summoned somewhere? ….asking for a friend & research. 😏
From the creators of ‘The War on Christmas’
This 2025, we bring you ‘The War on Halloween’ lol