Demons are real and they’re summoned by the 10 ft Halloween skeleton in your yard

    by fightthapower

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    1. Dark magic then : “thou must carve my sigil onto the yet beating heart of a fair maiden, on a moonless night of a Friday 13th, and only then shall I manifest on thy mortal plane”

      Dark magic now : “5$ plastic skull at Walmart, take it or leave”

    2. HereOnCompanyTime on

      I remember as a kid being forced to go to a church party that was supposed to be an alternative to Halloween. You had to wear biblical or “non offensive” costumes and they provided a list of examples. They did crappy booth games where you had to earn your candy. It had the whole “judgement house” thing instead of a haunted house where you walked into different rooms and it was just them screaming at you about how you’re a sinner and going to hell.

      Anyways, my dad was a huge churchie at the time and even he thought it was stupid. We left early to go trick or treating.

    3. Straight-Extreme-966 on

      You’re allowed to believe whatever hot shit you like but the moment you start telling me what to believe is the day you get told to gfy

    4. Comfortable_Swim_380 on

      What I just read.

      The problem with Halloween decorations… rest of post lost its mind.

    5. Goddammit. I spent 3 whole dollars on that skeleton head, and now you tell me it *doesnt* summon a demon to eat my enemies?

      I’m calling Satan to lodge a complaint.

    6. What about slutty cat-girls? When women dress up like that on halloween are slutty demon cat-girls being summoned somewhere? ….asking for a friend & research. 😏

    7. From the creators of ‘The War on Christmas’

      This 2025, we bring you ‘The War on Halloween’ lol

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