I'll go first:

    "How the hell did you end up as president…twice…and why am I still licking your Maga boots?"

    by Yellowshoes2

    32 Comments

    1. I’m starting to not feel like the biggest and bestest most biggest coolest boy.

      I’m going to need you both to suck my dick starting with you. Marco.

      I want you to do it like you did last Tuesday.

    2. Outrageous_Credit_96 on

      Stay strong! I know it smells really bad next to this guy, but stay strong. Wait! What did he just say? Shit, I missed it! Whatever. Man, this guy smells so fucking bad!

    3. RhythmTimeDivision on

      Rubio and Bondi: holy crap, he’s a blithering idiot. DON’T MAKE A FACE, DON’T REACT. Just keep thinking of how much money you made today.

    4. AnxiousPineapple9052 on

      No, no, the memo said it was to be Rubio, Bondi, then me. The blonde always sits by me. Look we’re both wearing blue and I chose this tie to match her hair. Now, dammit, switch places with her.

    5. “My god, his wrinkles have wrinkles. And is that a toupee, or does he have a poorly knitted tea cosy on his head?”

    6. “My time will come.” It won’t but that’s the look. Goddammit, I’m so sick of how stupid the most powerful people in the world are.

    7. MuchDevelopment7084 on

      “Please god, don’t let me gag. His breath is so bad, it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon”

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