Chill Costco. I was just here for the low priced mixed nuts.

    by Maleficent_Amoeba149

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    1. I love that even a private jet membership uses the old 99.99 trick to make their price seem cheaper. “$17500? No way I’m paying that!” “Oh, $17499.99? What a bargain!”

    2. $1000 per person for a round trip flight on a private jet 2 times doesn’t seem all that bad. Unless this is just the price to join the club and you have to pay for flights on top of this? 

    3. Bulky-Internal8579 on

      You have to realize – you SAVED $13,001.01, so this deal is actually making you money!!!!

    4. “hah! $18k for great value jet package?” -Elon Musk _(pushing a cart around CostCo on a Saturday)_

    5. Ok but this is actually a steal. A 1 year membership normally costs 200k a year. This is a tiny fraction of the cost.

    6. I only have a Sams within 200 miles, so the last time I was in a Costco was when visiting family about 2 months ago.

      That said, they had a 30k dollar massage chair being hard sold by one of their subcontractor (you know, the ones they call in to do the sample booths).

      Who is going to Costco and is rich enough to afford a 30k dollar massage chair? I mean, I think I know the difference between Bougie and the Idle Elite, but… do enough people in ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO have enough disposable income to justify that stocking decision?

      Make all the Breaking Bad/Cartel jokes you want, but I doubt we’re a rich enough state for that to work.

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