Note : Not a supporter of Dear Leader, nor his minion.
Edit: Trump’s excessive use of Tylenol in the 80s may explain this press conference – Or so I’m told. (And spelling correction)
PV-Herman on
This could become the next Infinite Monkey Theorem!
helpmegetoffthisapp on
MAGA has a very different definition of “coherent” than the rest of us.
Substantial_Cold2385 on
How about a speech where he makes sense?…or speaks actual facts!
Ro_Yo_Mi on
He once said he has a concept of a plan.
RiffyWammel on
Why pin it down on policies….find any subject he’s not a jibbering buffoon on
Dayv1d on
Its called vibe talking
tacs97 on
They heard it on Facebook so they don’t have a video of it. But their friend definitely saw it and it was the most coherent he’s ever been!
imsorryinadvance420 on
Also I doubt trump supporters frequent this sub….
cheeseandrum on
So far beyond pointing this fact out. He didn’t even know the 3 branches of the government, running for President 10 years ago.
DeadMoneyDrew on
Here you go!
>Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
driftking428 on
Bold of them to assume anyone who supports Trump has the attention span to listen to someone talk about policy for 3 minutes. Or the knowledge to know if it’s coherent or not.
crapbag29 on
Next level impossible
Zkimaiz on
What’s the point in this? It’s not like Trump supporters would hear how he speaks or what he’s saying. This crazy talking is what they like about him.
Diligent_Mail_4584 on
My guy can we start with 30 seconds?! Sheesh
phall8977 on
You must first define coherent for them. Also, they don’t care what he says.
AllNightPony on
I’ve tried this so many times! Only one person ever sent me a link to a video, and it was to Trump’s most recent inauguration – which…. c’mon. So then I amended it to 1 minute with no script or teleprompter.
Novel_Alternative_86 on
There was that one time he was trying to publicly extort an ally in the White House and — for what had to be at least three minutes — yelled various versions of “You don’t have the cards” and “World War 3” at him over and over again.
Does that count? From my recollection, it was all sort of coherent and on topic and he didn’t mention windmills, whales, toilets, immigrants, or Nobel prizes even once. That counts as presidential, right?
Sweaty-Feedback-1482 on
Fucking wild that you can be president here when you’re semi-literate AND child rapist.
zarfle2 on
Ultimate mode.
Then double the bet and ask for just ONE minute of coherence and relevance.
MountainMagic6198 on
The only thing he talks coherently about is golf.
Proper-Nobody-1727 on
Take care of your life, winter is coming, and depression is around the corner in Norway.
Fandango_Jones on
Advanced level: one speech without any self gloriam or narcissistic behavior.
cwtotaro on
American here. They can’t and they don’t care.
IronRakkasan11 on
….but her emails!!
itsagoodtime on
Shit just one to two minutes on topic would be tough
Walleyevision on
Meandering? Kind of but he does stay on topic.
Coherent? Sure it is.
Why? Because he was bragging on himself. He never messes that up.
He might not speak coherent English, but is undoubtedly fluent in Moronese.
Deanuzz on
I did a little bit of digging but correct me if I’m wrong, but is a big part of why some Americans (ages 45-65) seem to be cognitively impared linked to widespread lead poisoning?
Which literally has symptoms of low IQ, lower emotional regulation and early onset dementia?
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You are assuming that they will admit it’s incoherent.
That is a strong assumption.
Why not ask for something easier like Cold Fusion or peace in the Middle East?
There isn’t one.
That’s just not fare, it’s like challenging a toddler to recite Shakespeare, not going to happen. I mean three whole minutes? Not even one.
Can’t be done.
Trump will attack America with the military because he is a pedophile.
Why not ask for something remotely possible…like the war to end between Aber-Barjian and Albania…
Should’ve just asked for the Epstein files
They’ll just start generating AI videos because even they internally recognize he’s insane
I just got back from a vacation to Norway. I apologized a few times to Norwegians for our governments behavior and expressed my humiliation.
They will just respond about something something …Biden…
When Harris explained a simple policy in simple enough terms that a 3 year old could understand it, they still said that she didn’t have any policies.
Discussing anything with them is like talking to a tree, except the tree provides shade and oxygen and is useful.
Hi. American here. You win.
Jokes on you they are just as incoherent
Does this near incoherent rambling of lies count?
[Tylenol](https://youtu.be/DpcYXfGZwi4?si=i8VQltJoBwT5a2HE).
Note : Not a supporter of Dear Leader, nor his minion.
Edit: Trump’s excessive use of Tylenol in the 80s may explain this press conference – Or so I’m told. (And spelling correction)
This could become the next Infinite Monkey Theorem!
MAGA has a very different definition of “coherent” than the rest of us.
How about a speech where he makes sense?…or speaks actual facts!
He once said he has a concept of a plan.
Why pin it down on policies….find any subject he’s not a jibbering buffoon on
Its called vibe talking
They heard it on Facebook so they don’t have a video of it. But their friend definitely saw it and it was the most coherent he’s ever been!
Also I doubt trump supporters frequent this sub….
So far beyond pointing this fact out. He didn’t even know the 3 branches of the government, running for President 10 years ago.
Here you go!
>Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
Bold of them to assume anyone who supports Trump has the attention span to listen to someone talk about policy for 3 minutes. Or the knowledge to know if it’s coherent or not.
Next level impossible
What’s the point in this? It’s not like Trump supporters would hear how he speaks or what he’s saying. This crazy talking is what they like about him.
My guy can we start with 30 seconds?! Sheesh
You must first define coherent for them. Also, they don’t care what he says.
I’ve tried this so many times! Only one person ever sent me a link to a video, and it was to Trump’s most recent inauguration – which…. c’mon. So then I amended it to 1 minute with no script or teleprompter.
There was that one time he was trying to publicly extort an ally in the White House and — for what had to be at least three minutes — yelled various versions of “You don’t have the cards” and “World War 3” at him over and over again.
Does that count? From my recollection, it was all sort of coherent and on topic and he didn’t mention windmills, whales, toilets, immigrants, or Nobel prizes even once. That counts as presidential, right?
Fucking wild that you can be president here when you’re semi-literate AND child rapist.
Ultimate mode.
Then double the bet and ask for just ONE minute of coherence and relevance.
The only thing he talks coherently about is golf.
Take care of your life, winter is coming, and depression is around the corner in Norway.
Advanced level: one speech without any self gloriam or narcissistic behavior.
American here. They can’t and they don’t care.
….but her emails!!
Shit just one to two minutes on topic would be tough
Meandering? Kind of but he does stay on topic.
Coherent? Sure it is.
Why? Because he was bragging on himself. He never messes that up.
https://www.c-span.org/clip/campaign-2024/user-clip-trump-bigly-cognitive/5104267
He might not speak coherent English, but is undoubtedly fluent in Moronese.
I did a little bit of digging but correct me if I’m wrong, but is a big part of why some Americans (ages 45-65) seem to be cognitively impared linked to widespread lead poisoning?
Which literally has symptoms of low IQ, lower emotional regulation and early onset dementia?