Difficulty level: impossible

    by nomadiceater

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    1. PsychologicalLion824 on

      You are assuming that they will admit it’s incoherent.

      That is a strong assumption. 

    2. Weak-Beautiful5918 on

      That’s just not fare, it’s like challenging a toddler to recite Shakespeare, not going to happen. I mean three whole minutes? Not even one.

    3. PuzzleheadedSwim6291 on

      Why not ask for something remotely possible…like the war to end between Aber-Barjian and Albania…

    4. Icy_Necessary2161 on

      They’ll just start generating AI videos because even they internally recognize he’s insane

    5. Mountain-Ad-4539 on

      I just got back from a vacation to Norway. I apologized a few times to Norwegians for our governments behavior and expressed my humiliation.

    6. One_Economist_3761 on

      They will just respond about something something …Biden…

      When Harris explained a simple policy in simple enough terms that a 3 year old could understand it, they still said that she didn’t have any policies.

      Discussing anything with them is like talking to a tree, except the tree provides shade and oxygen and is useful.

    7. They heard it on Facebook so they don’t have a video of it. But their friend definitely saw it and it was the most coherent he’s ever been!

    8. So far beyond pointing this fact out. He didn’t even know the 3 branches of the government, running for President 10 years ago.

    9. Here you go!

      >Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

    10. Bold of them to assume anyone who supports Trump has the attention span to listen to someone talk about policy for 3 minutes. Or the knowledge to know if it’s coherent or not.

    11. What’s the point in this? It’s not like Trump supporters would hear how he speaks or what he’s saying. This crazy talking is what they like about him.

    12. I’ve tried this so many times! Only one person ever sent me a link to a video, and it was to Trump’s most recent inauguration – which…. c’mon. So then I amended it to 1 minute with no script or teleprompter.

    13. Novel_Alternative_86 on

      There was that one time he was trying to publicly extort an ally in the White House and — for what had to be at least three minutes — yelled various versions of “You don’t have the cards” and “World War 3” at him over and over again.

      Does that count? From my recollection, it was all sort of coherent and on topic and he didn’t mention windmills, whales, toilets, immigrants, or Nobel prizes even once. That counts as presidential, right?

    14. Sweaty-Feedback-1482 on

      Fucking wild that you can be president here when you’re semi-literate AND child rapist.

    15. I did a little bit of digging but correct me if I’m wrong, but is a big part of why some Americans (ages 45-65) seem to be cognitively impared linked to widespread lead poisoning?
      Which literally has symptoms of low IQ, lower emotional regulation and early onset dementia?

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