Deranged Conspiracy Wanker Claims Women Love His New Hitler Moustache: “I could tell you it had a wild effect on women. I thought they were about to start throwing their panties at me.”
Deranged Conspiracy Wanker Claims Women Love His New Hitler Moustache: “I could tell you it had a wild effect on women. I thought they were about to start throwing their panties at me.”
I legitimately have zero idea if this is real or not.
Anthrax4breakfast on
He looks like he missed a spot while shaving his dick
mistakes-were-mad-e on
Chaplin did it better.
So did Richard Herring.
Maybe Alex just isn’t funny enough to pull it off.
Buddhas_Warrior on
Translation: (if real). I’ll do anything to get people to watch so I can make more $$ and start relevant.
Exact_Patience_9767 on
The only things women are throwing at you, Mr. Bold Hitler cosplayer are restraining orders.
National_Impress_346 on
I read once that it was called “the toothbrush” moustache and rose in popularity because it was the only spot you could have facial hair without it fucking up your gas mask seal.
Maybe he started wearing a gas mask in the bathroom? Lord knows that man couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
shootmovies on
the simulation has gone off the rails
Livid_Bug_4601 on
Your mom doesn’t count, Alex!!
Icantjudge on
The brown jacket really sells it.
Weary_Panda80 on
As a woman the only wild urge I get is to puke all over his shoes.
Frequent-Piano6164 on
The “wild effect” it had women was that they all ran for life when taking one look at him.
mandarintain on
well this is where we are now….
Dressing up as Hitler…
huhzonked on
Wasn’t he caught with trans porn?
Ffsletmesignin on
This could be Onion or Fox News and I’d be no more inclined to believe or doubt it being real.
TurdFerguson747474 on
Looks like he was eating some ass
Tinker107 on
He was also pretty sure the stripper really liked him.
eofa on
He looks like a newly found fourth Stooge brother.
OkIHereNow on
These nazis are hilarious.
Wirehed on
Hahahahahhahhaha —–yeahhhh I’m going back to bed, I can’t tell if this is real or not and i’m not even sure it matters.
theEOaccountant5 on
Dude looks like Hitler’s deadbeat dad.
Albanian_Tea on
The ladies do nazi him coming, they are going wild trying to get away from him
paintstudiodisaster on
The, “I owe someone 1.4 billion dollars. I need to make some money quickly, and I don’t have any good ideas, so I’ll just be super racist, ” mustache.
thatirishguyyyyy on
I don’t know about you guys, but I wouldn’t be interested in any woman who is sexually attracted to a Hitler mustache.
RayBrowers on
I sit here in 2025, recalling a day back around 2012 in which my friend said to me “Dude, do you like Alex Jones? You really don’t know who he is? Dude, you’ll love this guy.”
I did not. This guy has always been a cornball sack of shit, always will be, and I think it’s awesome that his life went tits-up like it did.
cruiserman_80 on
Shitler
Cara_Bina on
Bloody Hell, this man has a very active fantasy life. It’s diagnosable.
froggyisland on
I’m sure he got a few looks
CrisGa1e on
In a tan suit no less 🤔
/s
southernmamallama on
This timeline has far outpaced my expectations.
Capital_Sherbert9049 on
He’s a nazi of the JBS variant and a pathological liar.
JustDiscoveredSex on
So he’s finally gone around the bend and is actively hallucinating, huh? Not surprised.
copyrider on
Odd, he looks more like a much less entertaining and more Nazi version of Oliver Hardy than he does Hitler.
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I legitimately have zero idea if this is real or not.
He looks like he missed a spot while shaving his dick
Chaplin did it better.
So did Richard Herring.
Maybe Alex just isn’t funny enough to pull it off.
Translation: (if real). I’ll do anything to get people to watch so I can make more $$ and start relevant.
The only things women are throwing at you, Mr. Bold Hitler cosplayer are restraining orders.
I read once that it was called “the toothbrush” moustache and rose in popularity because it was the only spot you could have facial hair without it fucking up your gas mask seal.
Maybe he started wearing a gas mask in the bathroom? Lord knows that man couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
the simulation has gone off the rails
Your mom doesn’t count, Alex!!
The brown jacket really sells it.
As a woman the only wild urge I get is to puke all over his shoes.
The “wild effect” it had women was that they all ran for life when taking one look at him.
well this is where we are now….
Dressing up as Hitler…
Wasn’t he caught with trans porn?
This could be Onion or Fox News and I’d be no more inclined to believe or doubt it being real.
Looks like he was eating some ass
He was also pretty sure the stripper really liked him.
He looks like a newly found fourth Stooge brother.
These nazis are hilarious.
Hahahahahhahhaha —–yeahhhh I’m going back to bed, I can’t tell if this is real or not and i’m not even sure it matters.
Dude looks like Hitler’s deadbeat dad.
The ladies do nazi him coming, they are going wild trying to get away from him
The, “I owe someone 1.4 billion dollars. I need to make some money quickly, and I don’t have any good ideas, so I’ll just be super racist, ” mustache.
I don’t know about you guys, but I wouldn’t be interested in any woman who is sexually attracted to a Hitler mustache.
I sit here in 2025, recalling a day back around 2012 in which my friend said to me “Dude, do you like Alex Jones? You really don’t know who he is? Dude, you’ll love this guy.”
I did not. This guy has always been a cornball sack of shit, always will be, and I think it’s awesome that his life went tits-up like it did.
Shitler
Bloody Hell, this man has a very active fantasy life. It’s diagnosable.
I’m sure he got a few looks
In a tan suit no less 🤔
/s
This timeline has far outpaced my expectations.
He’s a nazi of the JBS variant and a pathological liar.
So he’s finally gone around the bend and is actively hallucinating, huh? Not surprised.
Odd, he looks more like a much less entertaining and more Nazi version of Oliver Hardy than he does Hitler.
Probably Nazi women.