will probably ask them to go thru polygraph for loyalty check.
Shade_BG on
“You’re all fired. Now I get all teh powarz ans become Jack-Danielus-Prime Super-General of War” … “That’s how this works right?”
GH057807 on
Come on hundreds of generals, admirals….
Do something cool.
The_LastLine on
I guess seeing who is gonna be loyal to the bone and who will get whittled down to the bone.
alaraja on
He needs to pass out the new Department of War name tags to everyone ASAP!
zildux on
As every single time that there was a possibility of a long government shutdown they worry what it’s going to mean for military morale. service members are still expected to work even if they’re not getting paid but I can tell you as a veteran myself very few active military members will do their job as expected after 2 months of not getting paid.
ArcticTrek on
Which one of you guys messed with the escalator!!!
StarshipSausage on
Dont put all your leaders in one place, that just makes a huge opportunity to take them all out.
SlappyMcFartsack on
He’s going to tell them to prepare to invade America.
nehlstm30 on
Coup probably
TheBraindonkey on
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fromouterspace1 on
Pete WhiskeyLeaks Hegseth
Riommar on
A raging kegger
AN0N0nym3 on
Most won’t make it because of all the Hegseth memes on their phone.
TrashCapable on
Rest assured, with Hegseth at the helm, this will be a shitshow.
ithinkitsnotworking on
Guess we’ll see who takes their oath to the Constitution seriously. I’m guessing none of them. Those that do will be fired.
NovelRelationship830 on
Hegseth: *”Repeat after me: I swear I will be faithful and obedient to the eternal Leader of the United States, Donald J Trump, so help me God.”*
I hope this is /s, but nothing would surprise me.
AccomplishedEast7605 on
He’ll ask them to disregard their oath to the Constitution and instead swear loyalty to Trump. And probably going to instruct them to not work with NATO any longer
Honest_Relation4095 on
It’s probably about some escalator not working or something.
Briham86 on
“I can’t find my phone. Help me look for it.”
VexedCanadian84 on
Seems like a waste of resources.
armyofant on
Let the liquor do the thinking.
Saucy_Baconator on
One word, Heggy: Teleconference.
hippiedawg on
The fact that Trump wants to bury the Epstein files so much tells me it is so much way worse than him standing in the middle of 5th avenue shooting someone.
One thing ya gotta give pedophiles is they drive slow through school zones.
Oh yeah, here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
Feel free to do your part and spread this info around so it’s never “lost” or “deleted”.
UnusualAir1 on
HeadCase is going to inform them that Trump is now a dictator and they can either bend the knee or be shot. Since they are now all in one place the process should go quickly.
Snoopy-thedog84 on
He got a list of 40 officers who are identifying themselves as LGBTQ supporters. With the polygraph test he will identify these 70 officers who are a disgrace to the high volume standards of the armed forces. He will chase and hunt these 100 LGBTQ supporters down and only god will rule over them, on their way to the camps. /s
VonSkullenheim on
Well shit, they’re about to fire/kill all the people running the military so they can use it as they see fit. If Kamala Harris had just laughed more pleasantly this wouldn’t have happened…
“No one leaves the room until I find out who’s been calling me ‘Petey-Wetey-Widdle-Sweety’!”
daemonicwanderer on
Oh… he isn’t using Signal, I guess this might actually be serious, or them planning a surprise party for Donald
Professional_Mud1844 on
If anyone takes him seriously, I’ll be surprised. Dude fired nearly every competent military leader we had and then turned the service members against each other AND THEN started deploying them domestically. All of this while “fearless leader” tells them how stupid and worthless they are and gives military honors to a podcaster with no military experience.
Hegseth can shove that “warrior ethos” straight back up his own ass.
prustage on
Its this:
Trump has realised that the only way he can stay in power is if the country is at war. Elections are not held during wartime. So he is gathering the militia around him to ask them what countries they would like to go to war with and are most likely to be able to drag it out through the mid-terms and to the next general election.
Alternatively, he’s already decided its some random country in South America and he’s just setting things in motion.
Accomplished-Bid-446 on
Always dangerous when you Kegsbreath and conspiracy theorist, talk show anchor, dumb as fuck leader the military
sweetica on
It’s for a very special circle jerk.
SpunkyHumphrey on
If true, gathering all of our armed forces leadership in a single location and leaving junior officers across the globe in charge during their absence seems like a huge security risk.
moonbucket on
Right chaps, hand over your mobiles so we can check your social media status.
Then, if you pass, you can have 30 seconds with the President. Be sure to have your gift and your praise ready.
After that, we will meet in the dining room for Big Macs, Whisky and to see your plans for invading Greenland.
Dakiniten-Kifaya on
Shit, lemme get onto Signal
Contemplating_Prison on
Lotalty oaths. They are getting ready to send the military to a city near you.
Step 1: shit the government
Step 2: create madd chaos
Step 3: military occupation
Step 4: take over
RonPalancik on
You know someone else who liked to summon all the generals together to ensure political conformity?
joker_1173 on
As a combat veteran and father of 2 draft age sons, this is terrifying. If this idiotic administration starts a war, my boys will NOT fight for them.
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He’s going to fire them all in one go.
will probably ask them to go thru polygraph for loyalty check.
“You’re all fired. Now I get all teh powarz ans become Jack-Danielus-Prime Super-General of War” … “That’s how this works right?”
Come on hundreds of generals, admirals….
Do something cool.
I guess seeing who is gonna be loyal to the bone and who will get whittled down to the bone.
He needs to pass out the new Department of War name tags to everyone ASAP!
As every single time that there was a possibility of a long government shutdown they worry what it’s going to mean for military morale. service members are still expected to work even if they’re not getting paid but I can tell you as a veteran myself very few active military members will do their job as expected after 2 months of not getting paid.
Which one of you guys messed with the escalator!!!
Dont put all your leaders in one place, that just makes a huge opportunity to take them all out.
He’s going to tell them to prepare to invade America.
Coup probably
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Pete WhiskeyLeaks Hegseth
A raging kegger
Most won’t make it because of all the Hegseth memes on their phone.
Rest assured, with Hegseth at the helm, this will be a shitshow.
Guess we’ll see who takes their oath to the Constitution seriously. I’m guessing none of them. Those that do will be fired.
Hegseth: *”Repeat after me: I swear I will be faithful and obedient to the eternal Leader of the United States, Donald J Trump, so help me God.”*
I hope this is /s, but nothing would surprise me.
He’ll ask them to disregard their oath to the Constitution and instead swear loyalty to Trump. And probably going to instruct them to not work with NATO any longer
It’s probably about some escalator not working or something.
“I can’t find my phone. Help me look for it.”
Seems like a waste of resources.
Let the liquor do the thinking.
One word, Heggy: Teleconference.
The fact that Trump wants to bury the Epstein files so much tells me it is so much way worse than him standing in the middle of 5th avenue shooting someone.
One thing ya gotta give pedophiles is they drive slow through school zones.
Oh yeah, here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here’s the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
—————————other Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Epstein pleads the 5th when asked if he has ever “socialized” with underage girls in the presence of Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2mpTy2cYDpA
Epstein Docs:
https://ia600705.us.archive.org/21/items/epsteindocs/
Epstein Bribes/Payments: 1 BILLION+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7IrEi-ybzs
—————————other Trump information:
FBI coverup to remove Trumps name from the Epstein list
https://www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-epstein-cover-up-at-the-fbi
Trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
Trump’s promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her”
Trump rapes 13yr old girl: NY court docs –
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/4524664/doe-v-trump/
Trump’s modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Trump-Epstein timeline: https://thepresidential.medium.com/we-have-been-gaslit-about-donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-for-four-years-fbda67c20f75
* Most of this info can also be found:
https://theepsteindocs.com/
Feel free to do your part and spread this info around so it’s never “lost” or “deleted”.
HeadCase is going to inform them that Trump is now a dictator and they can either bend the knee or be shot. Since they are now all in one place the process should go quickly.
He got a list of 40 officers who are identifying themselves as LGBTQ supporters. With the polygraph test he will identify these 70 officers who are a disgrace to the high volume standards of the armed forces. He will chase and hunt these 100 LGBTQ supporters down and only god will rule over them, on their way to the camps. /s
Well shit, they’re about to fire/kill all the people running the military so they can use it as they see fit. If Kamala Harris had just laughed more pleasantly this wouldn’t have happened…
/s
Where have I seen this before? Ah. Now I remember:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1979_Ba%27ath_Party_Purge
“No one leaves the room until I find out who’s been calling me ‘Petey-Wetey-Widdle-Sweety’!”
Oh… he isn’t using Signal, I guess this might actually be serious, or them planning a surprise party for Donald
If anyone takes him seriously, I’ll be surprised. Dude fired nearly every competent military leader we had and then turned the service members against each other AND THEN started deploying them domestically. All of this while “fearless leader” tells them how stupid and worthless they are and gives military honors to a podcaster with no military experience.
Hegseth can shove that “warrior ethos” straight back up his own ass.
Its this:
Trump has realised that the only way he can stay in power is if the country is at war. Elections are not held during wartime. So he is gathering the militia around him to ask them what countries they would like to go to war with and are most likely to be able to drag it out through the mid-terms and to the next general election.
Alternatively, he’s already decided its some random country in South America and he’s just setting things in motion.
Always dangerous when you Kegsbreath and conspiracy theorist, talk show anchor, dumb as fuck leader the military
It’s for a very special circle jerk.
If true, gathering all of our armed forces leadership in a single location and leaving junior officers across the globe in charge during their absence seems like a huge security risk.
Right chaps, hand over your mobiles so we can check your social media status.
Then, if you pass, you can have 30 seconds with the President. Be sure to have your gift and your praise ready.
After that, we will meet in the dining room for Big Macs, Whisky and to see your plans for invading Greenland.
Shit, lemme get onto Signal
Lotalty oaths. They are getting ready to send the military to a city near you.
Step 1: shit the government
Step 2: create madd chaos
Step 3: military occupation
Step 4: take over
You know someone else who liked to summon all the generals together to ensure political conformity?
As a combat veteran and father of 2 draft age sons, this is terrifying. If this idiotic administration starts a war, my boys will NOT fight for them.