On the third day Jimmy arose and rolled back the stone.. And lo, it came to pass in the latter days that Jimmy, called Kimmel, who had been cast down from his place, was restored unto his station before the multitude.
And the people marveled, saying, Behold, he returneth unto the desk of night, to speak words of jest and of sharpness, and to smite the boastful king of vanity, Donald the Gilded Calf (idol of false wealth, worshipped yet hollow).
And the hosts of the networks lifted up their voices, declaring, It is meet and right that he be set again in his chair, for verily the hour of mirth hath need of him.
Thus was Jimmy Kimmel reinstated, and the nation beheld it, and there was much rejoicing, yea, and the ratings were multiplied while conservatives wailed and gnashed their teeth.
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Unfortunately, I’m in the shadows of Sinclair’s network.
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Rapture me Jimmy! Rapture me so hard!
On the third day Jimmy arose and rolled back the stone.. And lo, it came to pass in the latter days that Jimmy, called Kimmel, who had been cast down from his place, was restored unto his station before the multitude.
And the people marveled, saying, Behold, he returneth unto the desk of night, to speak words of jest and of sharpness, and to smite the boastful king of vanity, Donald the Gilded Calf (idol of false wealth, worshipped yet hollow).
And the hosts of the networks lifted up their voices, declaring, It is meet and right that he be set again in his chair, for verily the hour of mirth hath need of him.
Thus was Jimmy Kimmel reinstated, and the nation beheld it, and there was much rejoicing, yea, and the ratings were multiplied while conservatives wailed and gnashed their teeth.
Unfortunately, I’m in the shadows of Sinclair’s network.
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