A dude rolls around town on one of those here in Colorado. I believe he has a mustache.
ManEmperorOfGod on
On one hand, I would love to own one. On the other hand, I know I’ll break something.
Ben_Pharten on
I wonder who rode that thing before the rapture happened. Some coffee house hipster with an iPad?
7f0f9c2795df8c9351be on
Where do I get one??
MotorizedDoucheCanoe on
Owner frequents craft beer bars and Lumineers concerts
number__ten on
The owner is dying for you to ask them about it.
TorTheMentor on
Be seeing you.
digredmoo on
Love that it’s locked with a bike chain to stop it from being stolen.
RangeWolf-Alpha on
I was thinking, “is it because of the way you have to get on it” why would they call this bike the Penny Farting? Dyslexia is a bi*ch.
Sorry-Climate-7982 on
And it isn’t even parked in front of an urgent care clinic….
chantsnone on
“Do a tailwhip!”
-me in your shoes
ottomatic72215 on
Those things are legit difficult to ride.
bigred2342 on
What are the odds that anyone who would steal that could actually ride it away
_nerdilicious on
What a whimsical day for you to witness such a distinguished mobile!!
Rawlus on
i can’t wait to see these as e-bikes with 1500w motors and top speeds of 35+ mph! woooo!
revdon on
Now it needs gyro stabilization or Segway software.
tangcameo on

GutturalGrinch on
What is the benefit of this? Why not just have to 2 wheels the same size?
TheComplimentarian on
For those modern kids who don’t understand *gears*.
Berns429 on
Bully, i say! Bully!
TrainingSword on
Eureka! Watch it go. Higher than you, faster than you, better than you… Everyone just stop inventing stuff now, ’cause no one will ever top this.Oh, no! Keep rakes away. I expressly said no rakes allowed on the street when I am riding my futuristic machine.
celtbygod on
I wish I had tried to ride one when I was less breakable and healed faster.
CanIBathYrGrandma on
Look At Me!!!!!!!!!!!
pokerpaypal on
Maybe the dumbest design ever after you see a modern bike. It is like making animal crackers by cutting out each individual animal and then someone comes along with cookie cutter and you think, man am I dumb.
tobsecret on
It’s the only answer to the ever increasing height of SUVs.
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Not my bike. Spotted in King’s Cross, London UK.
Someone is living their best life.
Getting ran over by one of these must feel so good
How do you even get on one of those? ( Serious question)
What are the odds that the person that owns it is a guy with a handlebar moustache?
They see me rollin’
They hatin’
I like to live dangerously, but that just looks like a broken collarbone waiting to happen.
What’s the turning radius on one of these? Seems like the wheel would bump into your legs with the slightest turn.
It handles both boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb.
Has no one ever put a geared hub on one of these, or is that just too modern?
[GIF of Homer getting kicked in the head by a guy on an old time bike](https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E09/2vuN0EMnw5V9Hgfz956WkuQNlMI=.gif)
Always read those words as Fart Thing..,
A dude rolls around town on one of those here in Colorado. I believe he has a mustache.
On one hand, I would love to own one. On the other hand, I know I’ll break something.
I wonder who rode that thing before the rapture happened. Some coffee house hipster with an iPad?
Where do I get one??
Owner frequents craft beer bars and Lumineers concerts
The owner is dying for you to ask them about it.
Be seeing you.
Love that it’s locked with a bike chain to stop it from being stolen.
I was thinking, “is it because of the way you have to get on it” why would they call this bike the Penny Farting? Dyslexia is a bi*ch.
And it isn’t even parked in front of an urgent care clinic….
“Do a tailwhip!”
-me in your shoes
Those things are legit difficult to ride.
What are the odds that anyone who would steal that could actually ride it away
What a whimsical day for you to witness such a distinguished mobile!!
i can’t wait to see these as e-bikes with 1500w motors and top speeds of 35+ mph! woooo!
Now it needs gyro stabilization or Segway software.

What is the benefit of this? Why not just have to 2 wheels the same size?
For those modern kids who don’t understand *gears*.
Bully, i say! Bully!
Eureka! Watch it go. Higher than you, faster than you, better than you… Everyone just stop inventing stuff now, ’cause no one will ever top this.Oh, no! Keep rakes away. I expressly said no rakes allowed on the street when I am riding my futuristic machine.
I wish I had tried to ride one when I was less breakable and healed faster.
Look At Me!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe the dumbest design ever after you see a modern bike. It is like making animal crackers by cutting out each individual animal and then someone comes along with cookie cutter and you think, man am I dumb.
It’s the only answer to the ever increasing height of SUVs.