How does she know there isn’t 1 or 2 still left inside? 😶
bethelyoda on
Insert Andy Samberg gif, “Jizz in my pants”
savilionbeats on
That’s one wild way to bust a nut.
NoThereIsntAGod on
I had always thought that the scientists who determined that the “male” seahorses are the ones that carry the offspring were probably wrong and refused to admit it. But this action here certainly looks like a male activity lol
Nomad_Shift on
Prize-Farmer1763 on
Just when you thought dads couldn’t carry more responsibility, seahorses come through.
zoegua on
Fly little seahorse. Fly.
Dorkicus on
You just know that none of them are going to call.
HurinofLammoth on
Utter woke nonsense!
QuasiSpace on
HEY! HELLO?! *POUND* POUND* *POUND* I’M STILL IN HERE!
Williamkang1 on
For the people saying that there might be one left, here’s my analysis. Idk there might be but do we leave a drop inside us when we piss? Don’t think so.
GastropodSoups on
Pyreflies_of_MJ on
He blew them out of his seahussy 🥺
Weird_Rooster_4307 on
That didn’t look like it hurt at all and no breast feeding.
InimicusRex on
Fascinating.
pwatts on
Only .5% survive in the wild.
Secure_Goat_5951 on
I can’t unsee this.
bd4832 on
FIRE THE BABY CANNONS
loberant on
Almost looks like he’s sneezing sperm from his bellybutton.
Cozy_Kale on
Sneezing in slow-mo
Other-Disk-6580 on
NSFW????
aremarkablecluster on
Now that’s one male in the world who understands about painful contractions!
aremarkablecluster on
I was a little bit worried about how many of those babies actually live, since that seemed like an awful lot of seahorses from one seahorse. Google’s AI says very few survive:
“The survival rate for seahorses after birth is extremely low, with fewer than 5 out of every 1,000 (or less than 0.5%) surviving to adulthood.”
gimmygimgim on
And then like 4 will survive to fully mature.. wild!
Palnecro1 on
Any seahorse experts want to explain how these little guys survive as children and grow to adulthood? (Sustenance, survival instinct, etc.)
Ok_Step_4324 on
If human men were the ones to give birth you just know they’d be this dramatic about it.
Ha-Ha-CharadeYouAre on
So they for sure all don’t make it to adulthood lol otherwise I feel like they’d be everywhere! So what causes them to not make it? Other fish in the tank eating them? Just die?
Yeah, that’s how I would imagine a guy giving birth, a pulsing flex
rei1004 on
‘Male’ seahorse. Good news for woke people
XXSeaBeeXX on
Yup, that’s how I’d approach it too.
Equi_Pet on
So……does he regain his masculine shape back right away? Does the female start cheating because he’s chubby now? Also………that’s a lot of child support! 😂😂
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How does she know there isn’t 1 or 2 still left inside? 😶
Insert Andy Samberg gif, “Jizz in my pants”
That’s one wild way to bust a nut.
I had always thought that the scientists who determined that the “male” seahorses are the ones that carry the offspring were probably wrong and refused to admit it. But this action here certainly looks like a male activity lol
Just when you thought dads couldn’t carry more responsibility, seahorses come through.
Fly little seahorse. Fly.
You just know that none of them are going to call.
Utter woke nonsense!
HEY! HELLO?! *POUND* POUND* *POUND* I’M STILL IN HERE!
For the people saying that there might be one left, here’s my analysis. Idk there might be but do we leave a drop inside us when we piss? Don’t think so.
He blew them out of his seahussy 🥺
That didn’t look like it hurt at all and no breast feeding.
Fascinating.
Only .5% survive in the wild.
I can’t unsee this.
FIRE THE BABY CANNONS
Almost looks like he’s sneezing sperm from his bellybutton.
Sneezing in slow-mo
NSFW????
Now that’s one male in the world who understands about painful contractions!
I was a little bit worried about how many of those babies actually live, since that seemed like an awful lot of seahorses from one seahorse. Google’s AI says very few survive:
“The survival rate for seahorses after birth is extremely low, with fewer than 5 out of every 1,000 (or less than 0.5%) surviving to adulthood.”
And then like 4 will survive to fully mature.. wild!
Any seahorse experts want to explain how these little guys survive as children and grow to adulthood? (Sustenance, survival instinct, etc.)
If human men were the ones to give birth you just know they’d be this dramatic about it.
So they for sure all don’t make it to adulthood lol otherwise I feel like they’d be everywhere! So what causes them to not make it? Other fish in the tank eating them? Just die?
That lean-back at the end was graphic
https://preview.redd.it/ovc5qgmfw8qf1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770935eaae4f41dcc1c168bba478245fbe9f4c32
So how does a female Seahorse give birth then!!!
Lmao hes like GYEEETTTT OUUT
Yeah, that’s how I would imagine a guy giving birth, a pulsing flex
‘Male’ seahorse. Good news for woke people
Yup, that’s how I’d approach it too.
So……does he regain his masculine shape back right away? Does the female start cheating because he’s chubby now? Also………that’s a lot of child support! 😂😂
https://i.redd.it/1jiwy3yrz8qf1.gif
Look at all those chickens