He spends a lot of time worrying about football, real sugar in coke and other ridiculous things.

    He needs to worry about the economy and being the laughing stock of the world.

    by Relevant_Demand7593

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    1. This is the President of the United States…unbelievable…nothing else to do…maybe he can run the NFL next 🤡

    2. victimofscienceage on

      ‘It’s like trying to “roll back” the golf ball…’ This coming from guy who Always. Cheats. At. Golf.

    3. Yeah, stop being such sissys with the new rules! Let’s change the rules to just remove the whole throwing the ball and just have two teams who run around trying to kick each other in the nuts while shooting flamethrowers!

    4. Pretty bold for a senile old coot who can’t play a round of golf without a cart and a team of caddies for him, and let’s not discuss the blatant cheating

    5. He does know this is meant to reduce injuries, among other things, correct? Probably not. I’m sure he was dropped on his head plenty.

    6. The country is teetering on the edge and Russia has sent drones in Poland, but at least the POTUS has his priorities in order.

    7. Fun story about Trump and the NFL: He wanted to own a football team and had the opportunity to purchase one several times. Among the teams he could have bought were the Dallas Cowboys, who were sold for $40 million in 1981 and again for $80 million in 1989.

      Instead, he took his money and invested it in the startup USFL by buying the New Jersey Generals. Trump immediately attempted to take over the league and demanded they drop their spring schedule to go head-to-head with the NFL in the Fall.

      Problem is they couldn’t find a TV partner. All of the three major networks at the time – CBS, NBC, and ABC – had deals with the NFL already in place.

      So he led the USFL in filing suit against the NFL for violating anti-trust laws. And actually won the suit. However, the jury only rewarded the USFL $1, which was later adjusted to $3.76.

      Today, the Dallas Cowboys are worth an estimated $13 billion. The USFL went bankrupt.

      And that’s the “business genius” Republicans elected to handle the US economy.

    8. How dare they change the rules!?!?!? They should go back to playing rugby, none of this sissy forward pass nonsense.

    9. “How can you just make all these sweeping changes?!?” – President “Executive Orders” Trump

    10. OpportunityDismal917 on

      He’s the kid on the field who gets to make up the rules as he goes because his dad owns the school

    11. As people get more senile, present day concerns tend to be overtaken by things drawn from their surviving, older, memory banks. Thus, Donald’s presidency becomes entwined with a different failure, that happened forty years ago, before many of you, dear readers, were even born.

      >In August 1984, the USFL voted to move from a spring to a fall schedule in 1986 to compete directly with the NFL. This was **done at the urging of New Jersey Generals majority owner Donald Trump** and a handful of other owners as a way to force a merger between the leagues. As part of this strategy, the USFL filed an antitrust lawsuit against the National Football League in 1986, and a jury ruled that the NFL had violated anti-monopoly laws. However, in a victory in name only, the USFL was awarded a judgment of just $1, which under antitrust laws, was tripled to $3.[2] **This court decision effectively ended the USFL’s existence. The league never played its planned 1986 season, and by the time it folded, it had lost over $163 million** (equivalent to $380 million in 2023 dollars). – *Text via Wikipedia*

    12. The problem is science has proven that changes to these kickoffs is healthier for the players; however, Trump doesn’t believe in science or nutrition and he doesn’t care about anyone else. He just wants one more exciting play in football because Malik Nabers catching 9 passes for 167 yards and 2 touchdowns isn’t entertaining enough for this fat stupid pos. 

    13. Incoming executive order to rename the sport to “murder ball” or some stupid shit to bring back the warrior mentality of the game.

    14. Forsaken-Cheesecake2 on

      Next time, I want a President who doesn’t feel the need to weigh in on every topic, no matter how trivial.

    15. > How can they make such a big and sweeping change so easily and quickly. *[sic]*

      Trump, of all people, is asking this?

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