Sit up partially at 30 degree angle and hold it for like 5 hours
Sad_damn on
Gang bang
They say sex burns calories so I’d invite 10 guys or 20 or make it open invitation while I sit on the bed lmao
RevolutionaryLie2833 on
Go swimming. Zero steps taken. You can even chill for half a day watching tv and burn it
GrivusDima on
You can just step into fire, and stand in it waiting for calories to literally burn.
Burgerhamburger1986 on
Step on a mine. You’re going to lose at least 7150 calories which is amount of calories in the leg
buttfook on
If you weighed a few tons you could pull it off
Just_a_terrarian163 on
Your body automatically burns roughly 2000 kcal a day so just don’t take any steps (this is not advice).
Ziper122_ on
Horse stance, or just hold a squat at the hard part
Sum3-yo on
Go to Jupiter. Take a step.
GamerBaba117F on
I jump off a bridge, 5 yrs later, in the grave, a skeleton. 0 calories.
Beginning_Rip8436 on
unload the jizz
Medium_Policy_8494 on
How much calories you burn in one session of masturbation?
Shahi_FF on
500 push ups, 500 sit ups and squats if you’ve good mobility.
jimmymui06 on
Burn tens of thousands just sitting for 2 hours in exam
Gabecush1 on
Me lights myself on fire burning away all the calories along with my self
PYCapache on
1k cal is energy required to heat 1kg of water by 1C.
Frozenturbo2 on
Play chess (holy hell)
2jzSwappedSnail on
Step 1: burn 1000 calories
floofandmemes on
Well that’s only 1 kcalorie. Bring me a camp stove and pebble of meat, I’ll burn it pretty damn quickly.
Inkdaddy55 on
Sit-ups, push-ups, and vigorous wanking.
mellowlex on
Lay down and do some sit and push ups
IndianaGeoff on
Steal a step in front of the White House and then run off with it.
PieFlour837 on
Can I put my bed at the top of a volcano?
murrica247 on
I violently shit myself.
Bucaneer7564 on
If you can have more blood in a boner than in the entire body of a rabbit, you could burp 1000 calories in one step
Tallboi1939 on
Your brain burns around 500 kcal per day, so about 21 kcal per hour, so around 350 calories per minute. So you’d just need to wait 3 Minutes, and you’re good.
Dimensionalanxiety on
A calorie with a lowercase c is equal to 4.18 joules of energy. The correct unit of measurement for the human body would be Calories with an uppercase C which is equal to 1,000 calories. This number is sometimes called kilocalorie. According to google, the human body burns roughly 100 joules of energy per second. This is equal to ~23.9 calories per second. Using the rounded value which is rounded down, to burn 1,000 calories with a single step, take one step and then hold it for about 41.8 seconds. Easy peazy.
littlegoofygoober on
break my head using a wall i jump or roll to [technically is a step]
SupremeRDDT on
You literally burn over me 1000 calories per day just by existing.
Crafty_Novel_5702 on
Just being alive burns calories
Tman11S on
Did you know that just existing burns calories? You can just stand still and you’ll eventually have burned enough calories
kitsch-the-bitch on
Set yourself on fire
Binx_Thackery on
Jump and down.
Khazorath on
You burn about 1350 calories a day just by being alive so I can do this without taking a step
Feetamongflames on
Step 1: intensely exercise until you’ve burned 1000 calories.
Done.
That_Murse on
Hopefully my wife is there too. Would make this a lot easier and more fun to do.
Chikenuggs69 on
“Waits 15 hours then takes a step”
Well i technically did it.. right?
Relative_Knee9808 on
Order KFC, burn it while taking only one step
materialium on
A human arm is about 1800 calories, according to Google. Just gotta burn it off
Trykotank1 on
Light myself on fire
Malefic_Nightshade on
Crawl on your hands !
Kryds on
Step one: burn a thousand calories.
Step two: rest.
IcyNose4087 on
Play chess
throw_a_way_69_420 on
Avg person burns 1,800 calories per day, so I’m doing nothing
Dicksomewherenotgood on
Stand next to your bed and take one step, fall on your bed, jerk off for 2-3 rounds, sleep to burn calories, wake up and done
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Sit up partially at 30 degree angle and hold it for like 5 hours
Gang bang
They say sex burns calories so I’d invite 10 guys or 20 or make it open invitation while I sit on the bed lmao
Go swimming. Zero steps taken. You can even chill for half a day watching tv and burn it
You can just step into fire, and stand in it waiting for calories to literally burn.
Step on a mine. You’re going to lose at least 7150 calories which is amount of calories in the leg
If you weighed a few tons you could pull it off
Your body automatically burns roughly 2000 kcal a day so just don’t take any steps (this is not advice).
Horse stance, or just hold a squat at the hard part
Go to Jupiter. Take a step.
I jump off a bridge, 5 yrs later, in the grave, a skeleton. 0 calories.
unload the jizz
How much calories you burn in one session of masturbation?
500 push ups, 500 sit ups and squats if you’ve good mobility.
Burn tens of thousands just sitting for 2 hours in exam
Me lights myself on fire burning away all the calories along with my self
1k cal is energy required to heat 1kg of water by 1C.
Play chess (holy hell)
Step 1: burn 1000 calories
Well that’s only 1 kcalorie. Bring me a camp stove and pebble of meat, I’ll burn it pretty damn quickly.
Sit-ups, push-ups, and vigorous wanking.
Lay down and do some sit and push ups
Steal a step in front of the White House and then run off with it.
Can I put my bed at the top of a volcano?
I violently shit myself.
If you can have more blood in a boner than in the entire body of a rabbit, you could burp 1000 calories in one step
Your brain burns around 500 kcal per day, so about 21 kcal per hour, so around 350 calories per minute. So you’d just need to wait 3 Minutes, and you’re good.
A calorie with a lowercase c is equal to 4.18 joules of energy. The correct unit of measurement for the human body would be Calories with an uppercase C which is equal to 1,000 calories. This number is sometimes called kilocalorie. According to google, the human body burns roughly 100 joules of energy per second. This is equal to ~23.9 calories per second. Using the rounded value which is rounded down, to burn 1,000 calories with a single step, take one step and then hold it for about 41.8 seconds. Easy peazy.
break my head using a wall i jump or roll to [technically is a step]
You literally burn over me 1000 calories per day just by existing.
Just being alive burns calories
Did you know that just existing burns calories? You can just stand still and you’ll eventually have burned enough calories
Set yourself on fire
Jump and down.
You burn about 1350 calories a day just by being alive so I can do this without taking a step
Step 1: intensely exercise until you’ve burned 1000 calories.
Done.
Hopefully my wife is there too. Would make this a lot easier and more fun to do.
“Waits 15 hours then takes a step”
Well i technically did it.. right?
Order KFC, burn it while taking only one step
A human arm is about 1800 calories, according to Google. Just gotta burn it off
Light myself on fire
Crawl on your hands !
Step one: burn a thousand calories.
Step two: rest.
Play chess
Avg person burns 1,800 calories per day, so I’m doing nothing
Stand next to your bed and take one step, fall on your bed, jerk off for 2-3 rounds, sleep to burn calories, wake up and done
It’s not that hard to set fire to a baby
Lights matches
Beat Saber, just don’t move your legs