January 7, 2026Somewhere out there, a man wants to eat ass… and a woman is begging him to. The universe is cruel.
UGOTAIDSYO on August 24, 2025 5:09 pm That’s a fuckload of gizz. I think the town could be repainted.
thuragath on August 24, 2025 5:19 pm Also an abbreviation for ‘cumulative’ in oil and gas. They pronounce it ‘cyoom’. Seeing cum oil and cum gas on reports never stops being funny.
bebackground471 on August 24, 2025 5:22 pm I heard that’s back from when Chuck Norris made a donation
makinbacinpancakes on August 24, 2025 5:24 pm Whoever designed that knew exactly what they were doing.
feed_me_tecate on August 24, 2025 5:32 pm [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfLbF8XmOZ4&t=137s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfLbF8XmOZ4&t=137s)
robertrogersmail on August 24, 2025 5:39 pm “I am going to commit great crime, and bust nut in water tower”
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That’s a fuckload of gizz. I think the town could be repainted.
Maury already filled up #1 this one’s just overflow.
Claymore of unholy might. Iykyk.
why not write 1250 m³?
Also an abbreviation for ‘cumulative’ in oil and gas. They pronounce it ‘cyoom’.
Seeing cum oil and cum gas on reports never stops being funny.
Whoever has to fill that is probably tired AF
I heard that’s back from when Chuck Norris made a donation
Whoever designed that knew exactly what they were doing.
Brave of you to post pics of your mom on Reddit.
I only produce about 1000 cum. I think we’re okay. 👍
I hope they have enough for the whole town.
Theyknew
1,250 Peter North wads.
Best get cranking, ain’t gonna fill itself
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfLbF8XmOZ4&t=137s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfLbF8XmOZ4&t=137s)
Impressive, but still less than what your Mom can hold
Still no match for your mom.
Bonnie Blue’s reserves
“I am going to commit great crime, and bust nut in water tower”
I filled that tank between 13 and 13 1/2 years old…
You’ll be in a rather sticky situation if you jump in there.
Good I’m thirsty
You thought the great molasses flood was terrible?