He genuinely looks as if Jeremy Clarkson put on a stereotypical 90s wig as part of a parody skit set the 90s in a 2000s-2010s episode of Top Gear.
Reasonable-Bus-2187 on
DeuceGnarly on
As much as I loved Top Gear, I can’t help but think “gah, this fuckin guy is such an asshole” every time I see him…
humblesunbro on
‘Av gorraa cozza.
Reasonable_Start7041 on
I had a standard 5 speed, 1999 Ford escort zx2 for my first car. It was such a fun car to drive. It had fords version of Honda’s V-tech called the Z-tech. Ugly as shit though. Haha!
Albert_O_Balsam on
Bellend
xXxPUSSYFUCKER69xXx_ on
I have one of those escorts, and I look just as dorky
GrumpyCatStevens on
OH NO!!!
Anyway…
firedmyass on
immaculate “newly-divorced boomer” energy
Ok-Palpitation-5380 on
~~Posing~~ Looking like an utter gimp
i-might-do-that on
I want that car
Kind_Drawing8349 on
My first car was a ford escort. Late 80’s.
I worked in an office building with about 100 employees. One of my co-workers was a car enthusiast, and told me how escorts were the most common cars on the road in the U.S. at the time. He told me the surprisingly high percentage.
I said “no way: there’s a hundered people in this building and only 3 have escorts” having noticed two other cars just like mine at our office over the past few months.
He just smiled skeptically and let me think for a monent or two.
“Oh wait: there’s 3 white ones!”
True story.
SonUpToSundown on
He was a valet? You’d think he’d be a nicer guy
FDRStoleMyGold on
A goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
LineImpossible3958 on
My grandma had a series of no frills Ford Escorts in the 80s and 90s, various shades of light blue and tannish brown. Felt like they would fall apart any second. Eventually she won a 92 or 93 Ford Taurus in a church raffle.
Chilifille on
Ask Clarkson. Clarkson knows.
Mobile-Boss-8566 on
Before I discovered Top Gear I had no clue how much Ford was a well liked manufacturer over seas.
infomaticjester on
It’s the most beautiful car….. in the world.
canary-in-a-coalmine on
David Clarksonhof
Dr_5trangelove on
God his boring
SteffanTV on
Hell. Yeah.
RedOcelot86 on
Oldschooltool.
BackInATracksuit on
Clarkson is not and has never been cool.
He’s a bigoted, conservative bellend, who looks like a less cool version of the keytar player from your favourite 70s lounge rock band.
He spent a decent chunk of his vacuous life writing reactionary bullshit opinion columns for Rupert Murdoch. The various causes he’s championed over an illustrious career include; racism, climate change denialism, and British imperialism.
He’s the dictionary definition of a “massive twat”. Post this picture on r/massivetwats instead.
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He genuinely looks as if Jeremy Clarkson put on a stereotypical 90s wig as part of a parody skit set the 90s in a 2000s-2010s episode of Top Gear.
As much as I loved Top Gear, I can’t help but think “gah, this fuckin guy is such an asshole” every time I see him…
‘Av gorraa cozza.
I had a standard 5 speed, 1999 Ford escort zx2 for my first car. It was such a fun car to drive. It had fords version of Honda’s V-tech called the Z-tech. Ugly as shit though. Haha!
Bellend
I have one of those escorts, and I look just as dorky
OH NO!!!
Anyway…
immaculate “newly-divorced boomer” energy
~~Posing~~ Looking like an utter gimp
I want that car
My first car was a ford escort. Late 80’s.
I worked in an office building with about 100 employees. One of my co-workers was a car enthusiast, and told me how escorts were the most common cars on the road in the U.S. at the time. He told me the surprisingly high percentage.
I said “no way: there’s a hundered people in this building and only 3 have escorts” having noticed two other cars just like mine at our office over the past few months.
He just smiled skeptically and let me think for a monent or two.
“Oh wait: there’s 3 white ones!”
True story.
He was a valet? You’d think he’d be a nicer guy
A goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
My grandma had a series of no frills Ford Escorts in the 80s and 90s, various shades of light blue and tannish brown. Felt like they would fall apart any second. Eventually she won a 92 or 93 Ford Taurus in a church raffle.
Ask Clarkson. Clarkson knows.
Before I discovered Top Gear I had no clue how much Ford was a well liked manufacturer over seas.
It’s the most beautiful car….. in the world.
David Clarksonhof
God his boring
Hell. Yeah.
Oldschooltool.
Clarkson is not and has never been cool.
He’s a bigoted, conservative bellend, who looks like a less cool version of the keytar player from your favourite 70s lounge rock band.
He spent a decent chunk of his vacuous life writing reactionary bullshit opinion columns for Rupert Murdoch. The various causes he’s championed over an illustrious career include; racism, climate change denialism, and British imperialism.
He’s the dictionary definition of a “massive twat”. Post this picture on r/massivetwats instead.
In the US the Escort is junk!