Also, you’re going to need to reread the gospels. The Wisemen weren’t following a wishing star.
NunyaBeese on
Dude looks like a sentient ventriloquist dummy that someone dropped in a vat of glycerin
Chumlee1917 on
Is the Killer eating people? Or is he following the Trump diet?
missuschainsaw on
He looks like he was inflated with a bike pump.
8-bit-Felix on
I absolutely hate this guy because he’s ruined a perfectly good rye for me.
jimberkas on
this is funny and i despise rittenhouse. but just so it’s clear, this is a photoshop job. This gary peterson photoshops himself into kyle’s photos and gives kyle a bit of makeup and some extra pounds.
Okay, but …which one of you photoshopped Rittenhouses cheeks?
They’re Photoshopped right?
ronm4c on
He looks like someone who’s on steroids but doesn’t exercise
hammondismydaddy on
This kid is getting praised by the right for killing leftists. Nothing more, nothing less. What an absolute disgrace of a human being.
jaeldi on
Rittenhouse looks likes he eats his feelings. Getting more and more fat.
mochicrunch_ on
Rittenhouse might have a drinking problem – your face can get bloated pretty quickly if you’re an excessive drinker
Cinemaslap1 on
You know, he’s no longer Kyle Rittenhouse, he’s Kyle Eatn’ahouse…
Look at the weight he’s put on since he ~~murdered~~, ~~unlawfully obtained a firearm~~, straight up killed those people. I’m not sure which is calling him faster, McDonald’s with their “new take” on Grimace… or the local used car lot.
Cpt_Caboose1 on
I’d make Fat Notedbuilding a mascot for a candy brand
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You’re going to end up in a [car lot.](https://fortisvex.com/blog/how-car-dealerships-benefit-from-flying-us-flags/)
Also, you’re going to need to reread the gospels. The Wisemen weren’t following a wishing star.
Dude looks like a sentient ventriloquist dummy that someone dropped in a vat of glycerin
Is the Killer eating people? Or is he following the Trump diet?
He looks like he was inflated with a bike pump.
I absolutely hate this guy because he’s ruined a perfectly good rye for me.
this is funny and i despise rittenhouse. but just so it’s clear, this is a photoshop job. This gary peterson photoshops himself into kyle’s photos and gives kyle a bit of makeup and some extra pounds.
it’s a bit of a weird hobby, but pretty funny.
https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-kyle-rittenhouse-altered/fact-check-another-edited-photo-of-kyle-rittenhouse-with-rosy-cheeks-circulates-online-idUSL1N38W1MP
Wow, he looks worse than bill shatner and he’s 90
Patriots? I think you misspelled “Cold-blooded murderers”.
Down vote for the subjects, not the poster😬
Looks exactly like Cam from Modern Family.
Shirt and everything.
and that flag is plain white because racists have been losing since the 1860s.
Killsbury Doughboy.
Photoshopped but funny.
Does the guy (Kyle) wear mascara or eye-liner?😜
did he somehow become an animated character? what the hell is wrong with his face?
Kyle looks like the stay-puft marshmallow man. just needs the hat and the bandana and it’s a striking resemblance.
Kyle Rittenhouse looks like a cartoon pig mascot for a BBQ restaurant.
Oh, yeah. I forgot this is Gary Perterson. Here’s more: [https://boingboing.net/2023/06/13/maga-parody-account-is-so-good-that-many-people-think-its-the-real-deal.html](https://boingboing.net/2023/06/13/maga-parody-account-is-so-good-that-many-people-think-its-the-real-deal.html) Thanks for the reminder Jim/Berkas below.
Okay, but …which one of you photoshopped Rittenhouses cheeks?
They’re Photoshopped right?
He looks like someone who’s on steroids but doesn’t exercise
This kid is getting praised by the right for killing leftists. Nothing more, nothing less. What an absolute disgrace of a human being.
Rittenhouse looks likes he eats his feelings. Getting more and more fat.
Rittenhouse might have a drinking problem – your face can get bloated pretty quickly if you’re an excessive drinker
You know, he’s no longer Kyle Rittenhouse, he’s Kyle Eatn’ahouse…
Look at the weight he’s put on since he ~~murdered~~, ~~unlawfully obtained a firearm~~, straight up killed those people. I’m not sure which is calling him faster, McDonald’s with their “new take” on Grimace… or the local used car lot.
I’d make Fat Notedbuilding a mascot for a candy brand