Elon and Tesla suck but what’s shown says the damage caused by car washes isn’t covered, not that getting a car wash voids the warranty.
RedSun-FanEditor on
The big take here is that if you can’t wash the cyber truck in sunlight, and you can’t take it through a car wash, then you can’t drive the cyber truck in the rain, which makes it useless.
Own-Cupcake7586 on
Elon is incredibly adept at ruining everything he touches.
Puk1983 on
I can’t believe ppl pay what, 30-50k for this car and they cannot even wash their car?
I would be so mad.
barnaclecakes on
Uneducated consumers make for a good market
cruelvenussummer on
It’s harder to take care of than a Mogwai.
fluteofski- on
If the Aztec is a masterpiece, and if it was a Van Gogh, the CT is an insult to a kids hand turkey.
Hanamafana on
Makes it all the more hilarious that they claimed it would be waterproof so you could drive through 30 inches of water.
spekt50 on
Never would have thought there would be warnings that water could damage windshield wipers…
Sojum on
So, can’t drive in the rain?
FrankSamples on
But Chinese EVs are the problem
Usedcumsocks on
Well if you are dumb enough to buy from tesla u kinda deserve it
MintBerryCrunchJr on
“Car wash mode”? Lol. In other cars it’s called rolling up your windows.
liftoff_oversteer on
It looks like a sick joke of a car and it turns out it actually is.
SgtShutUrMouth on
Why do people still buy teslas?
RiggzBoson on
Also, if you try to sell your Cybertruck in less than a year, you will be blacklisted from buying any other Tesla products.
Sorry buddy, you’re stuck with your $100,000 deathtrap that is missing most of the features promised when your preordered it!
Backwaters_Run_Deep on
Explains why I’ve only seen one Cybertruck and that was broken down being hacked on a flatbed 😆
EmporerPenguino on
I’ll believe it when Walter White sells his for $100.
burtritto on
At least the Aztec ran in the rain.
_Nrg3_ on
a silly car for silly people
RuViking on
Canyonero!
gochomoe on
3. Don’t stare at happy fun truck
4. Don’t taunt happy fun truck
Corporate_Shell on
I LOVED my Aztek. Would re-buy if they released a new model. 10/10
derkruemel69 on
You shouldn’t wash any car in sunlight though
GroundbreakingEar667 on
Spacex rockets can’t be contaminated with space dust, voids their warranty as well.
Ben_Herr on
The Pontiac Aztec was always over-hated anyway
cstrand31 on
At least the Aztec worked in the rain.
f1hunor on
At this rate, the Yugo 45 will be better value than a Cybertruck (at least the Yugo was cheap af)
rcheek1710 on
If I cared, I’d look into whatever the hell ‘car wash mode’ is.
Garlicluvr on
East German Trabant didn’t have any of those issues, yet people mock it as the worst car in history. Yes, you had to wait some years for the car to be delivered, but hey, Tesla is working hard to exceed that.
ZERO-ONE0101 on
a car you can’t break and can’t wash and can’t charge
it’s like Elon can’t come up with good ideas on his own he has to steal them like Tesla and SpaceX etc
Revolutionary-Swan77 on
Also, don’t feed it after 12 midnight or it’ll turn evil
rmpumper on
So, according to elmo, this bucket can be used as a boat but is also afraid of water?
jwalsh1208 on
This is a true Musk creation. This is the creation of a man who ignored all the smart people he’s surrounded himself with. He’s an idiot with money
JusticeScibibi on
I don’t think musk was exaggerating when he said it was a mistake and might destroy Tesla. It’s a great example that his ego is actually larger than his intelligence.
Jermz817 on
Tesla Conmantruck
magicmulder on
Can withstand bullets but not sun or rain? It’s the embodiment of America!
LaserGadgets on
First time I read/hear car wash mode but I am expecting some knight rider super pursuit mode style shit from tesla!
hollycoolio on
Don’t bash the Pontiac Aztec. That car is a smooth ride.
OsoRetro on
The “Wanna look like an asshole?” Gets thicker and thicker with this thing
TinyDiiceThief on
Someone explain please. Why do these matter? I haven’t bothered to look at any of this stuff for awhile
ecirnj on
I knew Elon was a vampire.
MrOwnageQc on
I still see 2001 Pontiac Aztek’s on the road 23 years later. Are we still going to see Cybertruck’s on the road 20 years from now ?
retrovertigo23 on
I love that every single person who owns one of these things has the appearance of someone whose sole personality is mansplaining Rick and Morty episodes.
Decabet on
Tell yall my tale…
20 years ago I was an impressionable dumb young lad who went into a hip boutique on Melrose. There I bought a $180 shirt with a screen printed bird (the 00s!) and the bird was augmented with a special technique: a huge, sprawling coffee stain!
This was all very stupid but I was steadfast in the belief that this simply *must* be a cool shirt. Melrose!
Everyone kept noticing that I spilled on myself but on the contrary this shirt was just THAT expensive and cool.
Anyhoo, all this madness reminds me of that.
Free-Spell6846 on
I still think those air powered cars they developed in Europe is the best answer for local travel.
Powerful_Programmer5 on
Kind of gotta be a dipshit to buy a cyber truck anyway
Physical-Result7378 on
So I can’t wash my Incel Camino and also not drive it in rain cause it will rust away and also better not drive it at all cause the accelerator will get stuck and the car will kill someone and better not drive it off-road cause it will get stuck.
SlothInASuit86 on
No warranty company covers damage to a vehicle from an automated car wash. Not one.
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Elon and Tesla suck but what’s shown says the damage caused by car washes isn’t covered, not that getting a car wash voids the warranty.
The big take here is that if you can’t wash the cyber truck in sunlight, and you can’t take it through a car wash, then you can’t drive the cyber truck in the rain, which makes it useless.
Elon is incredibly adept at ruining everything he touches.
I can’t believe ppl pay what, 30-50k for this car and they cannot even wash their car?
I would be so mad.
Uneducated consumers make for a good market
It’s harder to take care of than a Mogwai.
If the Aztec is a masterpiece, and if it was a Van Gogh, the CT is an insult to a kids hand turkey.
Makes it all the more hilarious that they claimed it would be waterproof so you could drive through 30 inches of water.
Never would have thought there would be warnings that water could damage windshield wipers…
So, can’t drive in the rain?
But Chinese EVs are the problem
Well if you are dumb enough to buy from tesla u kinda deserve it
“Car wash mode”? Lol. In other cars it’s called rolling up your windows.
It looks like a sick joke of a car and it turns out it actually is.
Why do people still buy teslas?
Also, if you try to sell your Cybertruck in less than a year, you will be blacklisted from buying any other Tesla products.
Sorry buddy, you’re stuck with your $100,000 deathtrap that is missing most of the features promised when your preordered it!
Explains why I’ve only seen one Cybertruck and that was broken down being hacked on a flatbed 😆
I’ll believe it when Walter White sells his for $100.
At least the Aztec ran in the rain.
a silly car for silly people
Canyonero!
3. Don’t stare at happy fun truck
4. Don’t taunt happy fun truck
I LOVED my Aztek. Would re-buy if they released a new model. 10/10
You shouldn’t wash any car in sunlight though
Spacex rockets can’t be contaminated with space dust, voids their warranty as well.
The Pontiac Aztec was always over-hated anyway
At least the Aztec worked in the rain.
At this rate, the Yugo 45 will be better value than a Cybertruck (at least the Yugo was cheap af)
If I cared, I’d look into whatever the hell ‘car wash mode’ is.
East German Trabant didn’t have any of those issues, yet people mock it as the worst car in history. Yes, you had to wait some years for the car to be delivered, but hey, Tesla is working hard to exceed that.
a car you can’t break and can’t wash and can’t charge
it’s like Elon can’t come up with good ideas on his own he has to steal them like Tesla and SpaceX etc
Also, don’t feed it after 12 midnight or it’ll turn evil
So, according to elmo, this bucket can be used as a boat but is also afraid of water?
This is a true Musk creation. This is the creation of a man who ignored all the smart people he’s surrounded himself with. He’s an idiot with money
I don’t think musk was exaggerating when he said it was a mistake and might destroy Tesla. It’s a great example that his ego is actually larger than his intelligence.
Tesla Conmantruck
Can withstand bullets but not sun or rain? It’s the embodiment of America!
First time I read/hear car wash mode but I am expecting some knight rider super pursuit mode style shit from tesla!
Don’t bash the Pontiac Aztec. That car is a smooth ride.
The “Wanna look like an asshole?” Gets thicker and thicker with this thing
Someone explain please. Why do these matter? I haven’t bothered to look at any of this stuff for awhile
I knew Elon was a vampire.
I still see 2001 Pontiac Aztek’s on the road 23 years later. Are we still going to see Cybertruck’s on the road 20 years from now ?
I love that every single person who owns one of these things has the appearance of someone whose sole personality is mansplaining Rick and Morty episodes.
Tell yall my tale…
20 years ago I was an impressionable dumb young lad who went into a hip boutique on Melrose. There I bought a $180 shirt with a screen printed bird (the 00s!) and the bird was augmented with a special technique: a huge, sprawling coffee stain!
This was all very stupid but I was steadfast in the belief that this simply *must* be a cool shirt. Melrose!
Everyone kept noticing that I spilled on myself but on the contrary this shirt was just THAT expensive and cool.
Anyhoo, all this madness reminds me of that.
I still think those air powered cars they developed in Europe is the best answer for local travel.
Kind of gotta be a dipshit to buy a cyber truck anyway
So I can’t wash my Incel Camino and also not drive it in rain cause it will rust away and also better not drive it at all cause the accelerator will get stuck and the car will kill someone and better not drive it off-road cause it will get stuck.
No warranty company covers damage to a vehicle from an automated car wash. Not one.