Because the very vocal conspiracy people freak out over the littlest things. Doesn’t help that people over here just tend to be crazy. (See: Florida man and related stereotypes, they exist for a reason)
unable_To_Username on
Because it isn’t explainable with “Murica hell yeah” and otherwise they would need to use their brain.
Holiday_FunTime667 on
What the fuck are you morons talking about?
Detoxpain on
People are going to be stupid. You have them in your country, please forgive the masses for not being able to control the bullshit that gets put out by the incredibly vocal minority.
MoneyWalking on
WE aren’t, only the nuts and psychopaths are
GeneralSimone on
Mfs really get their news from TiKTok
PolarOverPanda on
They dun turned off the sun in the middle of the day. That ain’t natural. The Illuminati must be plannin’ something!
ClassicAd6855 on
Something something reverse psychology about telling people not to look at sun but they’ll do the opposite because we old them logic
mmarkusz97 on
Aristotle 2000+ years ago: see how lunar eclipse has a shape of a circle / crescent? that means earth is round as well.
modern people: THE END IS NEAR
Skwareblox on
Meanwhile the rest of the world travels here to see it for some reason. Calm people it’s a fuckin shadow.
jess_the_werefox on
Please. *Please* don’t generalize “Americans” like this. We fear only one thing, and that’s Floridians.
Enemy50 on
We arent
Enclavegru on
Because the government does stupid shit every time something like this happens
CRYSTALek2799 on
they are fearing the mothrons (they are not prepared)
PartyMeaning8692 on
We aren’t. It’s the radical Christians who are a very vocal minority*.
Obsever117 on
It’s always amusing when people outside the US take fringe “news” for major ones. The amount of people excited for the eclipse outweighed the weirdos by a healthy amount.
Rustic_Russian on
Select Americans. Most of us did not give a shit or we memed it.
JackJake94 on
Also when you Americans don’t get tips for doing the bare minimum
Deacon_Gamez on
Not afraid. Just for the first time we see it we freak out because it’s amazin’!
NeckNo8040 on
The only ones I keep seeing making a big deal and won’t shut up about the eclipse are non Americans. Get a life and touch some grass.
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Exactly… Whats the big deal..!
Because the very vocal conspiracy people freak out over the littlest things. Doesn’t help that people over here just tend to be crazy. (See: Florida man and related stereotypes, they exist for a reason)
Because it isn’t explainable with “Murica hell yeah” and otherwise they would need to use their brain.
What the fuck are you morons talking about?
People are going to be stupid. You have them in your country, please forgive the masses for not being able to control the bullshit that gets put out by the incredibly vocal minority.
WE aren’t, only the nuts and psychopaths are
Mfs really get their news from TiKTok
They dun turned off the sun in the middle of the day. That ain’t natural. The Illuminati must be plannin’ something!
Something something reverse psychology about telling people not to look at sun but they’ll do the opposite because we old them logic
Aristotle 2000+ years ago: see how lunar eclipse has a shape of a circle / crescent? that means earth is round as well.
modern people: THE END IS NEAR
Meanwhile the rest of the world travels here to see it for some reason. Calm people it’s a fuckin shadow.
Please. *Please* don’t generalize “Americans” like this. We fear only one thing, and that’s Floridians.
We arent
Because the government does stupid shit every time something like this happens
they are fearing the mothrons (they are not prepared)
We aren’t. It’s the radical Christians who are a very vocal minority*.
It’s always amusing when people outside the US take fringe “news” for major ones. The amount of people excited for the eclipse outweighed the weirdos by a healthy amount.
Select Americans. Most of us did not give a shit or we memed it.
Also when you Americans don’t get tips for doing the bare minimum
Not afraid. Just for the first time we see it we freak out because it’s amazin’!
The only ones I keep seeing making a big deal and won’t shut up about the eclipse are non Americans. Get a life and touch some grass.