I flatly do not believe anyone texts a maple leaf to signify “general drugs.”
alpha_rat_fight_ on
I’m having a flashback to college when someone online asked if anybody liked to ski and I said yeah but I don’t get to do it very often. I was literally talking about skiing. He was not.
Horror-Stuff-5327 on
Tag yourself im 🚊💊
JudicatorArgo on
The only emoji I’ve seen people use for pot is 🍃 and they didn’t even include it 😂
ZachTheCommie on
Holy shit this is even less effective than D.A.R.E.
TheLeopardColony on
I’m not a child so I use my words like an adult. I text my dealer and say “I’ll have one general drugs, please.”
UnpopularCrayon on
So every emoji?
MrSelfDestrucct on
Where’s the🧂for cocaine?
jhreels on
I should add that this was handed out by the feds (DEA), so take that for whatever it’s worth lol.
EarlyConstant2806 on
Blowing on this pine tree 🌲
dadthewisest on
Children these days… when I wanted drugs I paged my dealer and met him in a shady place where we exchanged money and goods, we didn’t have fancy winky symbols. Also, what happens if I send the mushroom emoji to my friend who is a mycologist?
Everythingsthesame on
I got to the Molly Percocet part and got distracted singing the hook of Mask Off by Future.
Counthermula on
I just use emojis to send my cheesiest pickup line.
🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻
Leifloveslife on
Dang I actually use 💐for weed all the time. Sad it didn’t make the list.
TomatilloAccurate475 on
What’s this one then? 🍑💩
CallMeRawie on
I would like 3 General drugs please
I-Am-Madness on
Dealer talk LMAO
DaGoodSauce on
There are codes these days? We just called them up and went “hey you got some green? I got $50.” and that was that. Nobody ever got caught.
cmzraxsn on
💉 surely this is what you’d use if you were asking for heroin
New2ThisThrowaway on
When AIM first became a thing, my dad was watching my sister use it one day. Then he saw her type something and says “Hey! I know what POS means. That means ‘piece of you-know-what’. I don’t want you using that kind of language.” Then he walked away proudly like he was hip to the lingo.
ioioooi on
Wait, I ate *several* large batch earlier!
wolftick on
Wow, turns out my Mum is a massive dope fiend and possibly a seasonal cocaine user.
DustyJustice on
Oh no, I can just imagine some of the parental freak outs this created…
angrysvdaka on
They’re missing the 👃 in cocaine
GrogStrongjaw on
It would be a short list of what doesn’t mean drugs…
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My friend Steve is always sending me this one:
🍆💦💦💦
Is that some kind of code for drugs?
The “100” stands for “100% Oxycodone”
Is this guide stupid? Or are kids stupid?
I flatly do not believe anyone texts a maple leaf to signify “general drugs.”
I’m having a flashback to college when someone online asked if anybody liked to ski and I said yeah but I don’t get to do it very often. I was literally talking about skiing. He was not.
Tag yourself im 🚊💊
The only emoji I’ve seen people use for pot is 🍃 and they didn’t even include it 😂
Holy shit this is even less effective than D.A.R.E.
I’m not a child so I use my words like an adult. I text my dealer and say “I’ll have one general drugs, please.”
So every emoji?
Where’s the🧂for cocaine?
I should add that this was handed out by the feds (DEA), so take that for whatever it’s worth lol.
Blowing on this pine tree 🌲
Children these days… when I wanted drugs I paged my dealer and met him in a shady place where we exchanged money and goods, we didn’t have fancy winky symbols. Also, what happens if I send the mushroom emoji to my friend who is a mycologist?
I got to the Molly Percocet part and got distracted singing the hook of Mask Off by Future.
I just use emojis to send my cheesiest pickup line.
🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻
Dang I actually use 💐for weed all the time. Sad it didn’t make the list.
What’s this one then? 🍑💩
I would like 3 General drugs please
Dealer talk LMAO
There are codes these days? We just called them up and went “hey you got some green? I got $50.” and that was that. Nobody ever got caught.
💉 surely this is what you’d use if you were asking for heroin
When AIM first became a thing, my dad was watching my sister use it one day. Then he saw her type something and says “Hey! I know what POS means. That means ‘piece of you-know-what’. I don’t want you using that kind of language.” Then he walked away proudly like he was hip to the lingo.
Wait, I ate *several* large batch earlier!
Wow, turns out my Mum is a massive dope fiend and possibly a seasonal cocaine user.
Oh no, I can just imagine some of the parental freak outs this created…
They’re missing the 👃 in cocaine
It would be a short list of what doesn’t mean drugs…
