Elif adib teezak (phonetically, because I don’t know how to spell the real words)
alk_adio_ost on
I hope your Dad felt complimented? A lot of thought went into this message and I’m sure it’s not handed out to just anyone.
PsychMaster1 on
These are old as hell. I’m surprised they’re still selling them. I had a booklet of these I got as a prize or something from an arcade like 20 years ago.
OnlyoneJiddy on
🤣🤣 that’s hilarious!
junglege on
I need some of those
Smallslam on
I watched a lady put one on my car a while back. I took it off and put it under her wiper blade and let it snap back. What the self righteous bitch didn’t know was someone screwed up the stalls a bit further up and earlier.
Aromatic_Link4201 on
Hey, at least your hands are clean
TheRandomizedLurker on
this is actual gold.
stu8018 on
Put your name, address and phone number on it before leaving it and see how it goes for you.
Brad_Brace on
So, how’s your dad dealing with the fleas?
Klone211 on
Probably easier said than done but tell your dad to stop parking like an asshole.
MountainMongrel on
IDK. If I parked shitty and got a note that said something like: “park between the lines, asshole.” I’d understand.
But if I got the above note, I would wait until I saw them park to hand out ‘tickets’ and shit on their hood.
phantomfigure on
I’ve always heard it said as ‘May the fleas of one thousand camels nest in your genitals’.
So you got off easy my friend.
pepesilvia_esq on
My dad had a bunch of these when I was younger. So much fun putting them on cars
chetnixandflill on
Sometimes, it looks like you parked like an asshole because the people that were there before you parked like assholes and the only way to get in is to park like an asshole but you’re not really an asshole but it doesn’t matter to this asshole who just wants to showcase his clever tickets and act like an edgelord.
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Did he deserve it?
Elif adib teezak (phonetically, because I don’t know how to spell the real words)
I hope your Dad felt complimented? A lot of thought went into this message and I’m sure it’s not handed out to just anyone.
These are old as hell. I’m surprised they’re still selling them. I had a booklet of these I got as a prize or something from an arcade like 20 years ago.
🤣🤣 that’s hilarious!
I need some of those
I watched a lady put one on my car a while back. I took it off and put it under her wiper blade and let it snap back. What the self righteous bitch didn’t know was someone screwed up the stalls a bit further up and earlier.
Hey, at least your hands are clean
this is actual gold.
Put your name, address and phone number on it before leaving it and see how it goes for you.
So, how’s your dad dealing with the fleas?
Probably easier said than done but tell your dad to stop parking like an asshole.
IDK. If I parked shitty and got a note that said something like: “park between the lines, asshole.” I’d understand.
But if I got the above note, I would wait until I saw them park to hand out ‘tickets’ and shit on their hood.
I’ve always heard it said as ‘May the fleas of one thousand camels nest in your genitals’.
So you got off easy my friend.
My dad had a bunch of these when I was younger. So much fun putting them on cars
Sometimes, it looks like you parked like an asshole because the people that were there before you parked like assholes and the only way to get in is to park like an asshole but you’re not really an asshole but it doesn’t matter to this asshole who just wants to showcase his clever tickets and act like an edgelord.